Spandex Sunday: Tart Tempts Patriotic Republicans!

Published April 7, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

This is unbelievable: the youtube censors allow for this evil temptress to do such things:

Screenshots below! I don’t see how we can let them get away with this! I’ve seen even more from this harlot right here!

I’ll have to scour the internets to see how much of her is out there, study the material (several times), pray, restudy…and then figure out what to do!

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A Note to the Liberals: Get over yourselves!

Published April 5, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, it has been hectic with President Obama winning reelection and our trying to decide what to do next.

Still, I’ve been active on the internet and recently saw this:

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Ok, this loser lib does have a point: the effect of cutting taxes on REAL Americans (wealthy Republicans) and cutting services to the riff-raff will have that effect.

But, is this really all bad?

For starters, look at this:

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Do you really think that these white men were all wealthy? Face facts: the poor whites aren’t going to vote for that N-word:

Liberals: these idiots vote for us and we don’t care about them, AT ALL. Why should YOU care about them?

And please, don’t give me this “Christian” stuff.

For one, Jesus was the First Republican. In Matthew 13:12:

12 Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

Remember sayings such as “nothing happens in God’s world by accident” and “God never gives you more than you can handle“?

Trust in Jesus! Relying on socialism is a sin!

Ok…I am not feeling well so I have to get to a “prompt care” facility; with my health insurance it is only a 30 dollar copay.

Defeating Obamacare with Jesuscare

Published February 26, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

All right; things haven’t been as smooth as we’d like. We have Karl Rove trying to get real Republicans to win the primary elections and the riff-raff tea party trying to get their candidates on the ballot.

Ok, it is time for real Republicans to make some concessions that might be mutually beneficial. Those Republicans of lower intellect (and lesser wealth) like Jesus stuff, and real Republicans (those with means) really don’t like paying for stuff for the poors.

So contemplate this (what I saw on facebook):

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Now…let’s mull this over a bit. These people think that Jesus will cure them. These people always talk about religious freedom, right? And, well…what about Obamacare health plans? The libs talked about the “public option”. I saw that we require Obamacare to offer the JESUS OPTION. Tell the government to add a plan that, say, pays ministers to pray for the sick (or to not get sick at all). This is much, much, much cheaper than medicine and then the libs object, bellow on and on about “religious freedom”, how Obama is a tyrant, etc. Of course, regular vaccines will be covered too, but that is about it.

We pay less, the poors get…well…Jesus…and everyone is happy. And, even better: some Democrats will probably go for this!

Think about it: in Illinois, gay marriage passed the Illinois State Senate. They won’t brining it up….yet…in the Illinois House which is also Democratically controlled. Why? Well, one reason: in Illinois, many of the Democrats are black, and the black churches are every bit as bigoted protective of traditional marriage as our own riff-raff! Remember the blacks got Proposition 8 passed in California! (70 percent! )

We can do this!

Return of Sinful Saturday: Satanic Yoga Revisited!

Published December 16, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Is it any secret why New York City always votes for the Demon-crats? It is because they are un-American and they do Satanic such as have large public sessions!

Just look at all this SIN!!!

At our local Promise Keepers meeting, a bunch of Brothers agreed to study these photos in detail and pray about it. A few of us went to yoga classes (to keep tabs on Satan) but, well, these ended up in traction at the local hospital…

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It has been too long……

Published December 16, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Well, that 2012 election was a disaster, no?  When you spend millions of dollars on something, you expect it to work.  Instead this is what we got for our money:

We spend millions for THIS????  Oh boy….

Even The Evil One (aka “Paul Krugman”) was laughing at us, PRIOR to the election.

I’ve been spending time here:
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This facebook page is called Christians For Michele Bachman.

Now the above photo disgusts me…..after all that woman on the bottom is just letting that rear end of the top lady go unfondled!!!!  Can a Christian Permit this?

 

 

Jesus Shuts Up the Sluts!

Published September 25, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Show up dressed as a tart?

Jesus has a way of telling you that you shouldn’t go around tempting righteous men like this:

This isn’t the first time: remember when some floozy decided to wrap herself in spandex and then stick out her butt at the camera?

ha ha ha ha…way to go, Jesus!

Media is unfair to Mitt!

Published September 25, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

So Mitt asks an innocent question:

Making post-fundraiser comments this weekend, presidential candidate Mitt Romney revealed a tenuous grip on the science of aviation, despite the fact that he and his wife, Ann, have been flying around the country this summer on the campaign trail.

After his wife’s plane was forced to make an emergency landing this weekend, Romney told the Los Angeles Times, he was worried for her safety. The candidate then continued on a bizarre tangent that showed just how little the Republican nominee understands about flight.

“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney told the paper. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly.”

Romney said the biggest problem in a distressed aircraft is that “the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous.”

Look, people can yuck it up all they want, but remember Mitt doesn’t fly coach!

And besides, they have the tackiest brand of mustard on commercial flights