Ok, I am well aware that Catholics are hell bound Papists lead by costumed pedophiles. But the Papists don’t get everything wrong.
Yes, he looks ridiculous with his cross with Idol and his Halloween costume; he is an exorcist (snicker).
But when it comes to the Satanic practice of yoga, he is right on:
Yoga is the work of the devil, according to a man who claims to have banished evil spirits from 70,000 people. Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican’s chief exorcist, says yoga leads to a belief in Hinduism, and “all eastern religions are based on a false belief in reincarnation,” the Telegraph quotes him as saying. The elderly priest, speaking at a film festival in Italy this week, said practicing yoga leads to evil “just like the Harry Potter books,” which he believes promote black magic.
“In Harry Potter the devil acts in a crafty and covert manner, under the guise of extraordinary powers, magic spells, and curses,” said Amorth, who was at the film festival to introduce a new American exorcism movie, The Rite, which stars Anthony Hopkins as a Jesuit priest.
Really, how can America not see this?
Just look at how yoga is practiced!
Even older women can’t resist the temptation to attempt to be temptresses!
There is really no excuse for this.
So, Prayer Warriors: I beseech you to take a stand! It won’t be easy; when I attempted to gather evidence at a local Park District yoga class by showing up and taking photos, Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s socialist police threw me out and gave me a restraining order.
And yes, the wife might not understand; my internet yoga photo research project was erased from my computer’s hard drive. Note to self: thumb drive…hide it from the wife…
But together, we can do this!