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Spandex Sunday: Tart Tempts Patriotic Republicans!

Published April 7, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

This is unbelievable: the youtube censors allow for this evil temptress to do such things:

Screenshots below! I don’t see how we can let them get away with this! I’ve seen even more from this harlot right here!

I’ll have to scour the internets to see how much of her is out there, study the material (several times), pray, restudy…and then figure out what to do!

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Return of Sinful Saturday: Satanic Yoga Revisited!

Published December 16, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Is it any secret why New York City always votes for the Demon-crats? It is because they are un-American and they do Satanic such as have large public sessions!

Just look at all this SIN!!!

At our local Promise Keepers meeting, a bunch of Brothers agreed to study these photos in detail and pray about it. A few of us went to yoga classes (to keep tabs on Satan) but, well, these ended up in traction at the local hospital…

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Sinful Saturday: what to do here?

Published May 5, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

I admit that I am puzzled as to what my Christian Republican duty is.

We have this evil temptress:

But, it is clear that she has a clean Republican side!

So, what to do with this evil temptress??? She has a Jesus like addiction to guns

But she insists on tempting the inner demons in Christian Republican men!

What is a good Republican male to do???

Sinful Saturday: Yoga part II

Published April 23, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

This is outrageous!

Why youtube permits such things to be shown is beyond me.

I recommend that we scour youtube for all of videos of this type and then we should meet to view them and pray over them…perhaps we might need several sessions!

this isn’t yoga:

America: End Your Love Affair with Satanic Yoga!

Published November 30, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, I am well aware that Catholics are hell bound Papists lead by costumed pedophiles. But the Papists don’t get everything wrong.

Yes, he looks ridiculous with his cross with Idol and his Halloween costume; he is an exorcist (snicker).

But when it comes to the Satanic practice of yoga, he is right on:

Yoga is the work of the devil, according to a man who claims to have banished evil spirits from 70,000 people. Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican’s chief exorcist, says yoga leads to a belief in Hinduism, and “all eastern religions are based on a false belief in reincarnation,” the Telegraph quotes him as saying. The elderly priest, speaking at a film festival in Italy this week, said practicing yoga leads to evil “just like the Harry Potter books,” which he believes promote black magic.

“In Harry Potter the devil acts in a crafty and covert manner, under the guise of extraordinary powers, magic spells, and curses,” said Amorth, who was at the film festival to introduce a new American exorcism movie, The Rite, which stars Anthony Hopkins as a Jesuit priest.

Really, how can America not see this?

Just look at how yoga is practiced!

Even older women can’t resist the temptation to attempt to be temptresses!

There is really no excuse for this.

So, Prayer Warriors: I beseech you to take a stand! It won’t be easy; when I attempted to gather evidence at a local Park District yoga class by showing up and taking photos, Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s socialist police threw me out and gave me a restraining order.

And yes, the wife might not understand; my internet yoga photo research project was erased from my computer’s hard drive. Note to self: thumb drive…hide it from the wife…

But together, we can do this!