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Great Republican Solutions to Mental Health Problems…

Published April 14, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Frankly I’ve grown tired of the libs complaining about Republicans not taking care of the mentally ill. We give them the opportunity to pray to Jesus! But when that fails to work, we have other solutions:

To attract tourist dollars, Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval unveiled a cheery little ad that displays the Silver State’s sunny side and is set against a toe-tapping version of “Don’t Fence Me In,” the sort of tune that can worm its way into your head.

The governor proudly displayed a new slogan: “Nevada: A world within. A state apart.”

Funny thing, but Sandoval can’t bring himself to talk about a policy that truly sets Nevada apart: busing patients from Rawson-Neal Psychiatric Hospital in Las Vegas to every state in the continental United States.

“We are going to decline to comment,” Sandoval’s press secretary, Mary-Sarah Kinner, said in a recent email, before she stopped bothering to respond to my requests for comment. […]

Also noteworthy, Nevada buses many of its psych patients to those areas, 240 to the Los Angeles-Orange County area, 48 to the Bay Area and 71 to the Phoenix-Mesa-Tucson area since mid-2008.

“We’re not amused by what they’re doing,” said Orange County Supervisor John Moorlach, who, like other California officials, had been unaware of Nevada’s practice.

For years, Nevada carried out its policy quietly, failing to inform mental health care professionals on the receiving end of the bus rides.

But in February, Rawson-Neal’s staff stumbled by giving James Flavy Coy Brown a three-day supply of anti-psychotic medication, four bottles of Ensure and what he called “cheesy peanut butter crackers,” and sending him on a 15-hour Greyhound bus ride to Sacramento, where he has no family and no connections.

Brown, who has schizophrenia, made his way to the Loaves & Fishes shelter in Sacramento, where a social worker listened to his story and got his permission to call my colleague Cynthia Hubert. She has been writing about Brown ever since.

We also used the Nevada public records act to get receipts of all bus tickets purchased by the Nevada mental health department back to mid-2008 and found that Nevada authorities bused 1,500 human beings from its Las Vegas psychiatric hospital to cities in every corner of the country.

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Hey feed the hungry, and care for the sick! That’s how we keep taxes low; let the libs have ’em!

On an unrelated note, get a load of these lib-tarts! This is ridiculous! They are very naughty and need to be spanked!

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We need more Churches like this one!

Published June 18, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Sometimes I really get tired of this “feed the hungry” socialism being couched in Christianity.

I don’t like this “turn the other cheek” either.

What did Jesus really say?

If you are a genuine Christian Republican male (i. e., a wealthy one), the beatitude is “blessed is he that issues thousands of pink slips or forecloses on mortgages”.

But what about the riff-raff (whose vote we need anyway?)

It is “Blessed is he who kicks the infidel in the groin!”

Sure, we’ll eventually fire them and kick them out of their clapboard houses. But in the meantime, we’ll just say that we’ll vote against gays and vote to ship the Mexicans back to Mexico…and when the lib professor types give us a hard time…we’ll sic them on them!

Some of you were wrong about Mr. Romney!

Published May 13, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, he is a Wild and Crazy Guy!

And you see, he isn’t all bad:

Now we have to get those liberals to quit attacking our rights!

And maybe, just maybe, we can defeat the “Muslim who favors gay rights” President this fall…

Sinful Saturday: what to do here?

Published May 5, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

I admit that I am puzzled as to what my Christian Republican duty is.

We have this evil temptress:

But, it is clear that she has a clean Republican side!

So, what to do with this evil temptress??? She has a Jesus like addiction to guns

But she insists on tempting the inner demons in Christian Republican men!

What is a good Republican male to do???

Sinful Saturday: Snow bunnies!

Published December 31, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Every Saturday, we try to demonstrate a sinful trend on the internet. This is a long term project; we surf the net to find sin and then study it carefully at our Promise Keepers meeting.

We then go out to do more research and cleanse the internet from sin.

Today’s Sin: snow bunnies!

When you can’t Pray the Gay away…..send in Heather Daughdrill!

Published December 3, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, no matter what the liberal mush-brains say, being gay is sinful. Just read The Bible!

Leviticus 20:13

13 “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

And 1 Corinthians 6:9

Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders […]

We have no use for Oprah Christians around here!

But the Almighty is compassionate as well as just. He gives the gays some options; there are ministries that will help the gays get back on the straight and narrow:

Of course, there are Pray the Gay Away programs as well.

But The Lord works in mysterious ways; sometimes these programs don’t work and a stronger program is warranted.

Call in one Heather Daughdrill, a Christian lady who taught a summer Bible School class in Louisiana.

Now ask yourself this: what if you were to receive a message from The Almighty that one of the boys was all but hell-bound due to having homosexual tendencies? Suppose you tried to Pray the Gay away and you tried other techniques, and they didn’t work?

Well…if you were truly full of the Holy Spirit…and looked like this lady….here is what you’d do:

A Bible school teacher is facing up to five years in jail after being accused of having sex with a 13-year-old boy.

Heather Daughdrill, 28, of Westlake, Louisiana, is alleged to have begun the affair with the teen after meeting him at a summer Bible school camp.

She is alleged to have checked the boy out of school without parental permission and taken him to her home where they had sex.

That is just doing God’s duty. But look at what happened to this Righteous Prayer Warrior:

They discovered Daughdrill had met the teenager at a summer Bible school camp where she was one of the adult teachers.

Daughdrill was first booked into the Calcasieu Correctional Center on four counts of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, eight counts of sexual battery, three counts of 2nd degree kidnapping, contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile and indecent behaviour with a juvenile.

That is outrageous!!!! Just look at how decadent our society has become: we reward homosexuality and punish attempts to eradicate it! Even worse, this is happening in a red state…a southern state no less!

Instead of sending this lady to jail, we ought to be rewarding her!