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The Gaza Violence solution: this region needs to be Christian again!

Published July 26, 2014 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, Israel invaded Gaza and carnage is ensuing. Yes, there is a civil war in Syria.

In a nutshell: the Shiite Muslims are trying to kill the Sunni Muslims and visa-versa, and the Jews and the Muslims are fighting.

Do you see the problem?

Ann Coulter, the super Patriot, had an idea:

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.

Now, she claims she was talking about the fanatics that did the 9-11 attack. But why stop there?

None of this violence would be happening IF THE AREA WERE ENTIRELY CHRISTIAN!!!

In short: it is past time for a Crusade:

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Ah, the glory days of old:

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And we should NOT stop in the Palestine/Middle East region: there is no reason to call Constantinople “Istanbul”. It should be made Christian again!

And please, don’t give me this “it’s nobody’s business but the Turks” line either.

We need more Churches like this one!

Published June 18, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Sometimes I really get tired of this “feed the hungry” socialism being couched in Christianity.

I don’t like this “turn the other cheek” either.

What did Jesus really say?

If you are a genuine Christian Republican male (i. e., a wealthy one), the beatitude is “blessed is he that issues thousands of pink slips or forecloses on mortgages”.

But what about the riff-raff (whose vote we need anyway?)

It is “Blessed is he who kicks the infidel in the groin!”

Sure, we’ll eventually fire them and kick them out of their clapboard houses. But in the meantime, we’ll just say that we’ll vote against gays and vote to ship the Mexicans back to Mexico…and when the lib professor types give us a hard time…we’ll sic them on them!

Why Mitt Romney is the correct choice for President

Published May 22, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Watch President Barack HUSSEIN Obama make the case for Willard “Mitt” Romney:

OF COURSE it is the President’s job to ensure that the worthy (wealthy Republicans) thrive; it really doesn’t matter how the riff-raff does. Jesus wouldn’t have it any other way:

Matthew 13:12:

“For whoever has, to him more shall be given, and he will have an abundance; but whoever does not have, even what he has shall be taken away from him.

Have you ever seen a better endorsement of Willard “Mitt” Romney’s economic policies?

The Atheistic New York Times doesn’t get it about Mormons

Published January 31, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Groan. The New York Times (an evil socialist rag) has a topic of debate: What Is It About Mormons. The question: why do Mormons make so many uncomfortable?

The rabid feminists scream about “patriarchy” and others talk about the Mormons being exclusionary and still others talk about Mormons not being big on “separation of church and state”.

Look you silly bra-burning militant feminist evolution believing atheists: THOSE ARE THE GOOD THINGS about Mormonism.

What is bad about Mormons? Simple. THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!! They believe in many gods, they have weird books that spout nonsense and they claim that their “other testimony” of Jesus was somehow given on gold plates and translated by some rube with magic rocks. Please.

Now, of course, we may well endorse Willard “Mittens” Romney for President even though he is a magic underwear wearing hell-bound cultist. Why? He got rich and he loves rich people!!! Why is that so hard to understand? Sometimes The Almighty uses heathens for His Divine Purposes.

Don’t Try So Hard!

Published January 3, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

One of the atheists I follow is the EVIL-Loutionist Jerry Coyne of the University of Chicago. Yeah, he has published a few papers, won some science awards, written a best selling book (do NOT read this book!), etc.

On the other hand, *I* have read the Bible and BELIEVE it!
Remember, the acceptance of modern evolution requires the acceptance of modern genetics, which, of course, we know is false; the physical characteristics of an animal are determined by what the animal’s parents are looking at when they mate.

Well, Dr. Coyne published a piece on “free will” in USA Today and is now responding to the critics.

The critics are trying too hard. Sure, the lie-beral evolutionists might point out that what we feel and think is determined by (snicker) brain chemistry….they’ll tell you that one can alter thoughts by altering such chemistry (and you see this when someone gets a brain disease or brain injury).

Hence, they say: no physical process implies “no thought” and “no action”. Therefore, something like “free will” is only a “heuristic”.

Of course, we know better. Why? Our Holy Book (whose books were written between 4000 and 1600 years ago) tells us so!

Remember, there isn’t much you can do with scientists, especially accomplished ones.

What we can do is open the Bible, point our finger at the scientist, and then scream and call them “Evil” and “Agents of Satan”.

Again, that won’t convince the lost but it might keep our friends from straying. 🙂