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The Gaza Violence solution: this region needs to be Christian again!

Published July 26, 2014 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, Israel invaded Gaza and carnage is ensuing. Yes, there is a civil war in Syria.

In a nutshell: the Shiite Muslims are trying to kill the Sunni Muslims and visa-versa, and the Jews and the Muslims are fighting.

Do you see the problem?

Ann Coulter, the super Patriot, had an idea:

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.

Now, she claims she was talking about the fanatics that did the 9-11 attack. But why stop there?

None of this violence would be happening IF THE AREA WERE ENTIRELY CHRISTIAN!!!

In short: it is past time for a Crusade:

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Ah, the glory days of old:

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And we should NOT stop in the Palestine/Middle East region: there is no reason to call Constantinople “Istanbul”. It should be made Christian again!

And please, don’t give me this “it’s nobody’s business but the Turks” line either.

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Ding Dong, The Wicked Hitch is Dead!!!!

Published December 16, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Has there ever been a more repulsive so called “public intellectual” than Christopher Hitchens?
First, just look at him. Yuck!!!! He was fat and disgusting; one can only imagine how horribly he smelled.

Joyfully, he is now roasting in the flames of hell!!!! 🙂

Or…perhaps…maybe he is being water boarded repeatedly?

But “wait”, you say, “he wasn’t all bad.”
After all, he did support our going to Iraq to steal their oil our liberation of Iraq and our War against Islam.

He stuck up for the Greatest President Ever: George W. Bush:

So, you say, why should you care if he made a buck or two off of liberal/atheist dupes by publishing attacks on Mother Teresa or the great patriot (even if Jewish) Henry Kissinger?

Hey, if anyone should be able to understand making a buck off of other people’s stupidity, it should be a Republican Christian!!!!

But alas, he went way too far. Here is one example:

Sir….(though I doubt that he can hear us, given all of the flames and cries of torment)….it is true that THEIR gods are not great, but the ONE TRUE GOD is GREAT! (the Bible says so).

So, I’ll conclude with a cry of GOD IS GREAT!!!!! And, just for the fun of it, watch the evil Hitchens just one more time…this time speaking about another fat disgusting (but right on the issues) person:

And to remember just how vile Mr. Hitchens (Old Scratch himself?) was, you can find some of his old columns here.

Mr. Hitchens: enjoy your eternity in HELL!!! (where the scene must be something like this)

Sinful Saturday: women’s sports!

Published December 10, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

I have to admit that I’ve been under the weather a bit and therefore have fallen behind on keeping up with Christian Republican issues. I can say that while I am not impressed with Rick Perry (he allowed Mexicans to go to college in his state)

But at least he is sticking up for Christians!

Our good friend Colbert adds this:

Rick Perry thinks there’s something wrong with America when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas.

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But now down to the purpose of this post: getting sin off of the internet.
Today’s Sinful Saturday topic: women’s sports! Just look at these sinful videos:

This is unbelievable!!! Do we want to allow for such sinfulness to be widely available on the internet?

I am calling on all Righteous Republican Prayer Warriors to prayerfully surf the internet and gather every such video that you can find and add it to the collection. Then we can do an exhaustive study to determine the proper course of action!