Spandex

All posts in the Spandex category

Great Republican Solutions to Mental Health Problems…

Published April 14, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Frankly I’ve grown tired of the libs complaining about Republicans not taking care of the mentally ill. We give them the opportunity to pray to Jesus! But when that fails to work, we have other solutions:

To attract tourist dollars, Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval unveiled a cheery little ad that displays the Silver State’s sunny side and is set against a toe-tapping version of “Don’t Fence Me In,” the sort of tune that can worm its way into your head.

The governor proudly displayed a new slogan: “Nevada: A world within. A state apart.”

Funny thing, but Sandoval can’t bring himself to talk about a policy that truly sets Nevada apart: busing patients from Rawson-Neal Psychiatric Hospital in Las Vegas to every state in the continental United States.

“We are going to decline to comment,” Sandoval’s press secretary, Mary-Sarah Kinner, said in a recent email, before she stopped bothering to respond to my requests for comment. […]

Also noteworthy, Nevada buses many of its psych patients to those areas, 240 to the Los Angeles-Orange County area, 48 to the Bay Area and 71 to the Phoenix-Mesa-Tucson area since mid-2008.

“We’re not amused by what they’re doing,” said Orange County Supervisor John Moorlach, who, like other California officials, had been unaware of Nevada’s practice.

For years, Nevada carried out its policy quietly, failing to inform mental health care professionals on the receiving end of the bus rides.

But in February, Rawson-Neal’s staff stumbled by giving James Flavy Coy Brown a three-day supply of anti-psychotic medication, four bottles of Ensure and what he called “cheesy peanut butter crackers,” and sending him on a 15-hour Greyhound bus ride to Sacramento, where he has no family and no connections.

Brown, who has schizophrenia, made his way to the Loaves & Fishes shelter in Sacramento, where a social worker listened to his story and got his permission to call my colleague Cynthia Hubert. She has been writing about Brown ever since.

We also used the Nevada public records act to get receipts of all bus tickets purchased by the Nevada mental health department back to mid-2008 and found that Nevada authorities bused 1,500 human beings from its Las Vegas psychiatric hospital to cities in every corner of the country.

[…]

Hey feed the hungry, and care for the sick! That’s how we keep taxes low; let the libs have ’em!

On an unrelated note, get a load of these lib-tarts! This is ridiculous! They are very naughty and need to be spanked!

awesomecollegebooty

kathy

milf-creep-shot

Advertisements

Spandex Sunday: Tart Tempts Patriotic Republicans!

Published April 7, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

This is unbelievable: the youtube censors allow for this evil temptress to do such things:

Screenshots below! I don’t see how we can let them get away with this! I’ve seen even more from this harlot right here!

I’ll have to scour the internets to see how much of her is out there, study the material (several times), pray, restudy…and then figure out what to do!

Screen shot 2013-04-07 at 4.16.00 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-07 at 4.16.12 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-07 at 4.16.22 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-07 at 4.16.31 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-07 at 4.16.42 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-07 at 4.16.57 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-07 at 4.17.07 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-07 at 4.17.15 PM

Jesus Shuts Up the Sluts!

Published September 25, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Show up dressed as a tart?

Jesus has a way of telling you that you shouldn’t go around tempting righteous men like this:

This isn’t the first time: remember when some floozy decided to wrap herself in spandex and then stick out her butt at the camera?

ha ha ha ha…way to go, Jesus!

Sinful Saturday: Crossfit is a Satanic Temptation!

Published June 2, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

A good bit ago, I was walking around, thinking about what stocks to buy and wondering WWMD? (What Would Mitt Do?).

Then I encountered a lass in spandex shorts and a rather curious t-shirt:

It says “Your Workout is Our Warmup”. Yeah right, you sassy lass! How is this: “your yearly salary is my coffee money!” or “your job is what I am going to cut to give myself a bigger bonus!” Take that!

Anyhow, I noticed how naughty her shorts were and decided to do some Christian Morality investigating. Then I found things like this:

My goodness…those tights are, well…tight! I figured things couldn’t get much worse until I saw:

Jesus, Joseph and Mary! There is so much wrong with this I don’t know where to begin! First of all, her yoga pants are spray-painted on. She is grunting, sweating and lifting something heavy! That is not ladylike! Then…her bent over sooooo deeply with such tight pants…my goodness, everything covering her lady parts is probably stretched to the breaking point and those lady parts are probably quite visible, at least in outline! At least the photographer had the decency to not take a photo from an unfortunate angle…while she was in that position…and then….I….saw…..

oh Lord……I have sinned….in my heart and all over my extra Kleenex…..please forgive me……please…..oohhhhh…

Needless to say, this cannot stand! This time, action was called for!

We had an emergency meeting of the Promise Keepers to seek out and review all such photos (a collection of which can be found here).

It was voted on and we decided to do some Christian Morality research by enrolling in a local Crossfit program; our plan was to bring in a small camera and do a morality investigation.

Of course, Crossfit involves exercise…but of mere women can do it

How hard could it possibly be?

But due to our lack of faith…we looked up a Crossfit routine on the internet and decided to try it out among ourselves.

However we must have not been Right With the Lord; Satan attacked us because of our lack of faith

We had to call the socialist EMT’s to give IV bags to a few of our Promise Keeper Brothers…and to use the defibrillator on a couple of more.

The rest of us had to use socialist health insurance to cover doctor’s visits; we had a couple of torn rotator cuffs, a few meniscus tears, and a stretched ligament or two…and a half dozen more of us threw out our backs.

No one made it past the first 25 percent of the workout. 😦

But our internet research can continue!