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Take THAT Scientists!

Published September 11, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Ha! We are always hearing about evolution and the Big Bang. Well, how do you explain THIS, oh Satanic Scientists?

This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldn’t exist at all. It’s called a “grand-design” spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASA’s Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years — and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy we’ve ever discovered.
“The vast majority of old galaxies look like train wrecks,” said UCLA astrophysicist Alice Shapley in a press release. “Our first thought was, why is this one so different, and so beautiful?”

Shapley is co-author of the paper describing the discovery, which is published in the latest issue of Nature. She and her colleagues had been using Hubble to investigate some of our Universe’s most distant cosmic entities, but the discovery of BX442 — which is what they’ve dubbed the newfound galaxy — came as a huge surprise.

That’s right! Let’s follow the logic:

1. If the scientists have to modify an existing theory, then the theory must be completely wrong, ergo: JESUS!

Any questions?

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Hey Al Gore, I got your global warming right here!

Published February 11, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

So what do you have to say to THAT? Hmmmm?

Really, after 1990, we had 7 years in a row that were cooler, and after 1998 we had 4 years in a row that were cooler. What kind of global warming is that?

A true Republican would ignore socialist NASA and the socialist New York Times.

I admit that I don’t understand why they would run a image of the predicted Presidential Electoral College map in the science section.

Post Iowa: what to do?

Published January 4, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Ok Iowa has come and gone and we have

Mitt Romney (cultist) 30,015 24.6%
Rick Santorum (Papist) 30,007 24.5%
Ron Paul (crazy) 26,219 21.4%
Newt Gingrich (adulterer) 16,251 13.3%
Rick Perry (drunkard) 12,604 10.3%
Michele Bachmann (idiot) 6,073 5%
Jon Huntsman (Democrat) 745 0.6%

So let us look at this: what about Mr. Paul?
Strengths: interesting social views on undesirables.

Weaknesses: not only does he want us to not invade other countries, but he is against the war on drugs:

The war on drugs is exactly how we can keep the undesirables in jail!!!!

Mr. Santorum He sent out this letter to potential supporters this morning:

Dear Patriot:

It’s Now or Never for Conservative voters. We can either unite now behind one candidate and have a conservative standard bearer in 2012, or have the GOP establishment choose another moderate Republican who will have a difficult time defeating Barack Obama in November.

I don’t think that’s what you want. Neither do I. My name is Rick Santorum, and I am the only authentic, passionate conservative who can unite the GOP.

I need an URGENT contribution of at least $35 today to unite conservative voters and win the Republican nomination.

We shocked the world last night in Iowa. We did it with a coalition of conservatives, Tea Party members, and values voters who recognized that my successful conservative record gives the GOP the best chance to defeat Barack Obama.

No more sitting on the sidelines. Now is the time to act or get stuck with a bland, boring, career politician who will lose to Barack Obama. Tomorrow will be too late. Will you unite with me, merge conservative support, and help us hold our banner high? Your contribution of $35, $50, or even $75 can make sure this happens.

The next test is New Hampshire … a state Mitt Romney has campaigned in for over four years. This is why I need your immediate support. I’m counting on conservatives around America to respond to this call for help. If we are divided in New Hampshire, we will lose this opportunity to keep the momentum.

I will be the most conservative President since Ronald Reagan. I am not going to Washington to blend in and hope people like me. I am running to dismantle the Obama Agenda and lead–like Reagan did.

The Washington Post said, “Rick Santorum was a tea-party kind of guy before the tea-party even existed.” As a conservative U.S. Senator from the swing state of Pennsylvania, I led the overhaul of welfare that moved millions from welfare to work. I authored the bill banning partial-birth abortion, and I passed legislation that protected America from Iran’s growing nuclear threat.

If you want a President who will stand up for conservative values, who is consistent on the issues, and who has a record to back it up, then I need you to join my campaign.

I need you to join me today. Right now. Not tomorrow or next week. If you want to roll back the Obama Agenda with a real conservative, this is your chance. The future of our country depends on what conservatives like you do in the next 72 hours.

Will you join us today with a generous contribution of whatever you can afford?

I give Republicans the best option to put a full-spectrum conservative in the White House. Help me make history!

Sincerely,

Rick Santorum

P.S. I went from longshot to the Iowa Caucus “surprise candidate” overnight. Now conservatives must unite or be defeated. Please donate today and take a stand with my campaign. Join the fight!

Mr. Santorum is right about the Satanic Scientists:

I am outraged that scientists use scientific concerns to guide their research and are worried about harming animals (see: no morals at all! This is an example of proper Republican attitudes towards animals)

The church should determine what gets researched! That has worked so well in the past!

Mr. Santorum is right about abortion too:

Government should stay out of our lives…and in the uterus of women!

Oh sure, the LIE-berals will bellyache that Mr. Santorum’s wife had a kind of abortion that he would outlaw, sans exception, for others. But that doesn’t matter; for a true Republican, well, we DESERVE different rules because Jesus loves us! Why is that so hard to understand?

Mr. Romney’s record is a bit more mixed:

But…Mr. Romney would probably be better for our investment portfolios which…when all is said and done…is the main thing for a Republican…no?

Don’t Try So Hard!

Published January 3, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

One of the atheists I follow is the EVIL-Loutionist Jerry Coyne of the University of Chicago. Yeah, he has published a few papers, won some science awards, written a best selling book (do NOT read this book!), etc.

On the other hand, *I* have read the Bible and BELIEVE it!
Remember, the acceptance of modern evolution requires the acceptance of modern genetics, which, of course, we know is false; the physical characteristics of an animal are determined by what the animal’s parents are looking at when they mate.

Well, Dr. Coyne published a piece on “free will” in USA Today and is now responding to the critics.

The critics are trying too hard. Sure, the lie-beral evolutionists might point out that what we feel and think is determined by (snicker) brain chemistry….they’ll tell you that one can alter thoughts by altering such chemistry (and you see this when someone gets a brain disease or brain injury).

Hence, they say: no physical process implies “no thought” and “no action”. Therefore, something like “free will” is only a “heuristic”.

Of course, we know better. Why? Our Holy Book (whose books were written between 4000 and 1600 years ago) tells us so!

Remember, there isn’t much you can do with scientists, especially accomplished ones.

What we can do is open the Bible, point our finger at the scientist, and then scream and call them “Evil” and “Agents of Satan”.

Again, that won’t convince the lost but it might keep our friends from straying. 🙂

Satan Fools Satanic Scientists

Published December 17, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

The evolutionists are fun to make fun of. They are so easily lead astray! Here are a couple of examples:

Orangutan: face cloth

Upon seeing this, it is tempting to think: “oh my, maybe we do have a recent evolutionary ancestor with the orangutan!”. Please, humans are humans and orangutans are stinky animals. Sometimes, perhaps as a test of our faith, The Almighty allows for Satan to get these animals to behave in this manner.

There is one good thing however: note how the orangutan with the cloth doesn’t fall for the socialist “it is nice to share” ethic even when his smaller buddy wants to try it.
“Go get your own cloth!” he appears to say. Sharing would just make the smaller orangutan lazy and dependent on Big Government.

Sometimes the scientists get too cute for their own good. Here is an example of where scientists study some lizards and note that the ones that live in the white sand area tend to have “white skins”. No surprise; Jesus loves the lizards too.

But they go on babbling about how the skins came about as a different mutation to the same gene; these changes probably didn’t happen at he same time or in the same way; they assume some “natural selection” reason.

PLEEEEASE. What probably happened was this: some of the lizards feared God, the others were sinners (probably gay or socialist). Hence they didn’t get their protection until they repented properly.

Besides, as we have seen before, skin traits in animals aren’t caused by genes; they are caused by what their parents were looking at when they mated. See Genesis 30:27-43:

But Laban said to him, “If I have found favor in your eyes, please stay. I have learned by divination that the LORD has blessed me because of you.” 28 He added, “Name your wages, and I will pay them.”

29 Jacob said to him, “You know how I have worked for you and how your livestock has fared under my care. 30 The little you had before I came has increased greatly, and the LORD has blessed you wherever I have been. But now, when may I do something for my own household?”

31 “What shall I give you?” he asked.

“Don’t give me anything,” Jacob replied. “But if you will do this one thing for me, I will go on tending your flocks and watching over them: 32 Let me go through all your flocks today and remove from them every speckled or spotted sheep, every dark-colored lamb and every spotted or speckled goat. They will be my wages. 33 And my honesty will testify for me in the future, whenever you check on the wages you have paid me. Any goat in my possession that is not speckled or spotted, or any lamb that is not dark-colored, will be considered stolen.”

34 “Agreed,” said Laban. “Let it be as you have said.” 35 That same day he removed all the male goats that were streaked or spotted, and all the speckled or spotted female goats (all that had white on them) and all the dark-colored lambs, and he placed them in the care of his sons. 36 Then he put a three-day journey between himself and Jacob, while Jacob continued to tend the rest of Laban’s flocks.

37 Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. 38 Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, 39 they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted. 40 Jacob set apart the young of the flock by themselves, but made the rest face the streaked and dark-colored animals that belonged to Laban. Thus he made separate flocks for himself and did not put them with Laban’s animals. 41 Whenever the stronger females were in heat, Jacob would place the branches in the troughs in front of the animals so they would mate near the branches, 42 but if the animals were weak, he would not place them there. So the weak animals went to Laban and the strong ones to Jacob. 43 In this way the man grew exceedingly prosperous and came to own large flocks, and female and male servants, and camels and donkeys.