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The Lush Bites the Dust….

Published January 19, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Rick Perry is dropping out.

So this just leaves the Magic Underwear wearing cultist (but very rich guy), the triple chinned serial adulterer and a couple of fringe whack jobs.

So RFC readers: who should we back: the very rich cultist or the less rich adulterer?


Return from God’s Country….

Published January 11, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Well, it appears that Willard “Mittens” Romeny won the New Hampshire Republican primary; he has about 37 percent of the vote. He leads the Crazy Old Man (Ron Paul) who got 23 percent and the Democrat (Jon Huntsman) who got 17. The Papist and the Adulterer are tied at 10 apiece and the Lush got 1 percent.

I was on the road using the socialist Interstate Highway System and was in the old Confederacy for a while. We have to do something about allocating the highway lanes; it just isn’t right that people who pay taxes on 100K or more a year have to share lanes with people who are too poor to put a proper muffler on their vehicles. Perhaps we should get special license plates that allow us “real Republican” lanes to use or something.

Nevertheless, I heard and saw some encouraging things.

The likely GOP likes to fire people!

Sure, technically this isn’t as good as it sounds; he was talking about people having the right to switch insurance plans if they don’t like the service that they are getting. Of course, one only needs insurance if one is sick and too poor to pay out of pocket and if you are in that category, no one is going to insure you anyway…but really, most insurance bills are less than 30K and who cares for people too poor to afford a 30K medical bill?

Now back to my Southern trip: Yeah, I needed to get extra shots:

But I saw something very encouraging:

Yeah, this was a Western Sizzling and who really needs to eat cheap meat and dried out stuff in the “buffet” selection? But I love it that they are encouraging the poors (and non-rich) to Love the Lord! Church is good….and the non-Episcopalians need somewhere to eat. And the more places that encourage the fatties and their squalling brats (aka Southern Baptists)to patronize them, the less likely I am going to have to be around them.

Rick Perry: Prayer Warrior Fights Satanic Science!

Published December 11, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, we’ve discussed some GOP hopefuls. The next one is Rick Perry.
Now Mr. Perry has some weaknesses. For example, he sometimes appears to be full of “spirits” rather than full of “the spirit”

And, astonishingly, he is for allowing Mexicans to go to college:

But Mr. Perry has some strengths too. For one, he is not ashamed to loudly and proudly proclaim our Christian Heritage:

(I do wish that he would have chose another jacket though)

But most importantly, Mr. Perry is a potential stalwart against the thing that is the biggest threat to faith: evil, sinister, Satanic science!

Even the hard core evolutionists admit that science and faith are at odds (note: this evil scientist (and author of this evil book! Don’t read it!).

He also goes on to say that religion tends to reduce “science literacy” by showing a correlation between religiosity and ignorance of science facts rejection of false science; I wonder if this instead shows how Satanic science has a corrosive effect on religious faith.

Anyway, Mr. Perry stands tall in fighting science:

But how do we know that Science is false?

The Bible, you ninny!

Here is but one example: scientists tell us that “genes” determine most of our characteristics (appearance, digestive and nervous systems, etc.). What a joke! The Bible tells us what determines how we turn out: it is what our parents are looking at when they engage in, ahem, marital relations:
(Genesis 30: 27:43)

But Laban said to him, “If I have found favor in your eyes, please stay. I have learned by divination that the LORD has blessed me because of you.” 28 He added, “Name your wages, and I will pay them.”

29 Jacob said to him, “You know how I have worked for you and how your livestock has fared under my care. 30 The little you had before I came has increased greatly, and the LORD has blessed you wherever I have been. But now, when may I do something for my own household?”

31 “What shall I give you?” he asked.

“Don’t give me anything,” Jacob replied. “But if you will do this one thing for me, I will go on tending your flocks and watching over them: 32 Let me go through all your flocks today and remove from them every speckled or spotted sheep, every dark-colored lamb and every spotted or speckled goat. They will be my wages. 33 And my honesty will testify for me in the future, whenever you check on the wages you have paid me. Any goat in my possession that is not speckled or spotted, or any lamb that is not dark-colored, will be considered stolen.”

34 “Agreed,” said Laban. “Let it be as you have said.” 35 That same day he removed all the male goats that were streaked or spotted, and all the speckled or spotted female goats (all that had white on them) and all the dark-colored lambs, and he placed them in the care of his sons. 36 Then he put a three-day journey between himself and Jacob, while Jacob continued to tend the rest of Laban’s flocks.

37 Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. 38 Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, 39 they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted. 40 Jacob set apart the young of the flock by themselves, but made the rest face the streaked and dark-colored animals that belonged to Laban. Thus he made separate flocks for himself and did not put them with Laban’s animals. 41 Whenever the stronger females were in heat, Jacob would place the branches in the troughs in front of the animals so they would mate near the branches, 42 but if the animals were weak, he would not place them there. So the weak animals went to Laban and the strong ones to Jacob. 43 In this way the man grew exceedingly prosperous and came to own large flocks, and female and male servants, and camels and donkeys.

You might wonder how science has indirectly lead to results like this one (clocks and GPS systems) but that is a Satanic trap designed to snare our souls.

Satan is tricky to the point of even creating the illusion that this whole universe wasn’t designed just for us!

But there are those who fight back; one of those is Ed Current who rebuts evolution

And instead conclusively argues for divine design:

Sinful Saturday: women’s sports!

Published December 10, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

I have to admit that I’ve been under the weather a bit and therefore have fallen behind on keeping up with Christian Republican issues. I can say that while I am not impressed with Rick Perry (he allowed Mexicans to go to college in his state)

But at least he is sticking up for Christians!

Our good friend Colbert adds this:

Rick Perry thinks there’s something wrong with America when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Rick Perry’s Pro-Christmas Ad – The Colbert Rep…, posted with vodpod

But now down to the purpose of this post: getting sin off of the internet.
Today’s Sinful Saturday topic: women’s sports! Just look at these sinful videos:

This is unbelievable!!! Do we want to allow for such sinfulness to be widely available on the internet?

I am calling on all Righteous Republican Prayer Warriors to prayerfully surf the internet and gather every such video that you can find and add it to the collection. Then we can do an exhaustive study to determine the proper course of action!