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Great Republican Solutions to Mental Health Problems…

Published April 14, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Frankly I’ve grown tired of the libs complaining about Republicans not taking care of the mentally ill. We give them the opportunity to pray to Jesus! But when that fails to work, we have other solutions:

To attract tourist dollars, Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval unveiled a cheery little ad that displays the Silver State’s sunny side and is set against a toe-tapping version of “Don’t Fence Me In,” the sort of tune that can worm its way into your head.

The governor proudly displayed a new slogan: “Nevada: A world within. A state apart.”

Funny thing, but Sandoval can’t bring himself to talk about a policy that truly sets Nevada apart: busing patients from Rawson-Neal Psychiatric Hospital in Las Vegas to every state in the continental United States.

“We are going to decline to comment,” Sandoval’s press secretary, Mary-Sarah Kinner, said in a recent email, before she stopped bothering to respond to my requests for comment. […]

Also noteworthy, Nevada buses many of its psych patients to those areas, 240 to the Los Angeles-Orange County area, 48 to the Bay Area and 71 to the Phoenix-Mesa-Tucson area since mid-2008.

“We’re not amused by what they’re doing,” said Orange County Supervisor John Moorlach, who, like other California officials, had been unaware of Nevada’s practice.

For years, Nevada carried out its policy quietly, failing to inform mental health care professionals on the receiving end of the bus rides.

But in February, Rawson-Neal’s staff stumbled by giving James Flavy Coy Brown a three-day supply of anti-psychotic medication, four bottles of Ensure and what he called “cheesy peanut butter crackers,” and sending him on a 15-hour Greyhound bus ride to Sacramento, where he has no family and no connections.

Brown, who has schizophrenia, made his way to the Loaves & Fishes shelter in Sacramento, where a social worker listened to his story and got his permission to call my colleague Cynthia Hubert. She has been writing about Brown ever since.

We also used the Nevada public records act to get receipts of all bus tickets purchased by the Nevada mental health department back to mid-2008 and found that Nevada authorities bused 1,500 human beings from its Las Vegas psychiatric hospital to cities in every corner of the country.

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Hey feed the hungry, and care for the sick! That’s how we keep taxes low; let the libs have ’em!

On an unrelated note, get a load of these lib-tarts! This is ridiculous! They are very naughty and need to be spanked!

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Undue burden on Real Americans (wealthy Republicans): Tennessee Has the Right Idea

Published April 7, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Now I am sick and tired of reading all the “poor me, I am entitled to YOUR tax dollars” whining from the losers of society.

Oh sure, you’ve seen it on social media and on blogs like Daily Kos: some loser whines that they are living only on X per month (folks, making it on 5K a month is NOT that hard!) and complain that reducing their cost of living increases (NOT cutting; just not raising their handouts) will hurt them.

Will, boo frigging hoo.

Who are these losers? Well, imagine a woman who gets knocked up in high school or college by sleeping with a deadbeat dad…now she is stuck with a bunch of brats with low IQs, can’t get child support…and is working at a nothing job (or not at all) and thinks that she is ENTITLED to YOUR tax dollars.

Listen Honey: YOU are the one that got knocked up, not me. We went to the same high school and had the same choices. You choked on yours (and choked on other things as well) and made your bed. Lie in it!

Or you might have some obese loser who is now too fat and unhealthy to work, or someone with an IQ of about 60.

What good can come to giving these losers YOUR hard earned tax dollars? Ok, never mind that…

Let’s face it: we hate poor people. They must have done a lot of wrong things and not have made good choices in life!

So, we can pretend to show compassion (hee hee) by allowing the, ahem, “good” poor people (as if there were such a thing) to get benefits.

Now drug testing welfare recipients doesn’t work.

But Tennessee may have found a better solution:

A Tennessee lawmaker is pushing a controversial new bill that would tie welfare benefits to students’ performance in school.
Republican state Sen. Stacey Campfield last week introduced the legislation, which calls for the state to cut welfare benefits to parents whose kids don’t do well in class. Critics are already panning the proposal as unfair, and one that could hurt students in the end — but Campfield is defending his idea, which he says would force parents to take a more active role in their children’s education

Seriously, what is so hard about using:

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If the little sh**s can’t do this, the hell with them!

But Tennessee is too soft. Here is what I proposed (given to me by Jesus last night in a dream):

1. Don’t drug test welfare and public aid recipients: nicotine test ’em instead. Many smoke like chimneys. They’ll never pass.

2. Weigh them and give them a body fat test. If they are fat, they aren’t hungry. If they have kids, tell them to quit stuffing their face and feed their kids.

3. Give them an ACT exam. Score below 25: no benefits. Tell them to come back when they have learned something. Oh yes, cut funding to public libraries too.

4. Make ’em run 5K and give them a pull up test. Run slower than 30 minutes (a fast walk, really) and do fewer than 5 pull ups: FAIL. Why should be subsidize fat, out of shape people? Real Americans are:

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Well….let me rethink no. 4; these revolting blubber butts probably couldn’t run 50 meters much less 5K….well…they aren’t on welfare so it is ok.

A Note to the Liberals: Get over yourselves!

Published April 5, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, it has been hectic with President Obama winning reelection and our trying to decide what to do next.

Still, I’ve been active on the internet and recently saw this:

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Ok, this loser lib does have a point: the effect of cutting taxes on REAL Americans (wealthy Republicans) and cutting services to the riff-raff will have that effect.

But, is this really all bad?

For starters, look at this:

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Do you really think that these white men were all wealthy? Face facts: the poor whites aren’t going to vote for that N-word:

Liberals: these idiots vote for us and we don’t care about them, AT ALL. Why should YOU care about them?

And please, don’t give me this “Christian” stuff.

For one, Jesus was the First Republican. In Matthew 13:12:

12 Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

Remember sayings such as “nothing happens in God’s world by accident” and “God never gives you more than you can handle“?

Trust in Jesus! Relying on socialism is a sin!

Ok…I am not feeling well so I have to get to a “prompt care” facility; with my health insurance it is only a 30 dollar copay.

Defeating Obamacare with Jesuscare

Published February 26, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

All right; things haven’t been as smooth as we’d like. We have Karl Rove trying to get real Republicans to win the primary elections and the riff-raff tea party trying to get their candidates on the ballot.

Ok, it is time for real Republicans to make some concessions that might be mutually beneficial. Those Republicans of lower intellect (and lesser wealth) like Jesus stuff, and real Republicans (those with means) really don’t like paying for stuff for the poors.

So contemplate this (what I saw on facebook):

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Now…let’s mull this over a bit. These people think that Jesus will cure them. These people always talk about religious freedom, right? And, well…what about Obamacare health plans? The libs talked about the “public option”. I saw that we require Obamacare to offer the JESUS OPTION. Tell the government to add a plan that, say, pays ministers to pray for the sick (or to not get sick at all). This is much, much, much cheaper than medicine and then the libs object, bellow on and on about “religious freedom”, how Obama is a tyrant, etc. Of course, regular vaccines will be covered too, but that is about it.

We pay less, the poors get…well…Jesus…and everyone is happy. And, even better: some Democrats will probably go for this!

Think about it: in Illinois, gay marriage passed the Illinois State Senate. They won’t brining it up….yet…in the Illinois House which is also Democratically controlled. Why? Well, one reason: in Illinois, many of the Democrats are black, and the black churches are every bit as bigoted protective of traditional marriage as our own riff-raff! Remember the blacks got Proposition 8 passed in California! (70 percent! )

We can do this!

So Mitt Doesn’t Coddle the Riff-Raff. Well Boo Friggin Hoo!

Published September 23, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

We keep hearing about how Mitt doesn’t UNDERSTAND the stinkards!

Now bleeding heart liberal websites are talking about….sniffle…how the butlers and servants felt during the 50K a plate dinner for Mitt.

Well, just cry me a river. If you are poor, it is because you angered Jesus! For, as Jesus says (Mathew 13:13, verse 12)

Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

If you are poor, it is because you suck and Mitt understands this! Now don’t defy God..and vote for Mitt!

China Has Republicans too? Who knew?

Published September 19, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Well, we know that the Chinese are communist. But from the article I just read, they aren’t ALL bad; they know how to treat low-lifes (e. g. poor people)

Beggars at a religious folk festival in southern China have been ordered to stay in purposely built cages, or be removed from the festivities.
Organisers gave the beggars an ultimatum saying their presence ruins the experience for visitors at the temple fair in Nanchang, Jiangxi province and if they wished to beg they had to do so from inside small cages.
The zoo-like cages are so small adults are unable to stand and although they are free to leave at will, they are immediately banished from the festival area and have to leave the town if they do so.

Now THOSE are Christian Republican values in actions! Poor people suck!