Ok, last night, crazy Rick Santorum (please don’t google this) blew us away.
But the campaign of Willard “Mittens” Romney told us all not to worry:
Please see below a memo from our Political Director Rich Beeson, “The Road Ahead – A Reality Check.”
Some quick takeaways:
No delegates are being selected today. The delegate count tomorrow morning will remain the same as it is today. Gov. Romney has a significant delegate lead – he is the only candidate to have earned delegates in every available contest.
Missouri is strictly a beauty contest (see ABC News: “Why Missouri Is Holding a ‘Meaningless’ Primary”). The primary being held today is completely divorced from any delegate allocation, and Missouri will hold an entirely separate caucus next month. We plan to compete in the actual Missouri contest in March.
As our campaign has said from the outset, Mitt Romney is not going to win every contest. John McCain lost 19 states in 2008, and we expect our opponents will notch a few wins, too. But unlike the other candidates, our campaign has the resources and organization to keep winning over the long run. A winning conservative message, hard work, and old-fashioned delegate math will win this race for Governor Romney.
P.S. Donate $11.44 today and help us get to the 1,144 delegates we need to win the nomination
Guess what: no one really cares about Joseph Smith, golden plates, magic underwear and the like. Willard “Mittens” Romney understands that it is about tax breaks for the worthy (wealthy Republicans). Funny that the atheists see this and some of our conservative friends do not.
Look you silly bra-burning militant feminist evolution believing atheists: THOSE ARE THE GOOD THINGS about Mormonism.
What is bad about Mormons? Simple. THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!! They believe in many gods, they have weird books that spout nonsense and they claim that their “other testimony” of Jesus was somehow given on gold plates and translated by some rube with magic rocks. Please.
Now, of course, we may well endorse Willard “Mittens” Romney for President even though he is a magic underwear wearing hell-bound cultist. Why? He got rich and he loves rich people!!! Why is that so hard to understand? Sometimes The Almighty uses heathens for His Divine Purposes.