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America’s Real Security Problem: Sluts in Airports!

Published April 18, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

This is just too much to believe:

(screen shots in case President Obama tells youtube to nuke the video)

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Can you believe this? We need morality patrols at the airports, NOW!

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Great Republican Solutions to Mental Health Problems…

Published April 14, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Frankly I’ve grown tired of the libs complaining about Republicans not taking care of the mentally ill. We give them the opportunity to pray to Jesus! But when that fails to work, we have other solutions:

To attract tourist dollars, Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval unveiled a cheery little ad that displays the Silver State’s sunny side and is set against a toe-tapping version of “Don’t Fence Me In,” the sort of tune that can worm its way into your head.

The governor proudly displayed a new slogan: “Nevada: A world within. A state apart.”

Funny thing, but Sandoval can’t bring himself to talk about a policy that truly sets Nevada apart: busing patients from Rawson-Neal Psychiatric Hospital in Las Vegas to every state in the continental United States.

“We are going to decline to comment,” Sandoval’s press secretary, Mary-Sarah Kinner, said in a recent email, before she stopped bothering to respond to my requests for comment. […]

Also noteworthy, Nevada buses many of its psych patients to those areas, 240 to the Los Angeles-Orange County area, 48 to the Bay Area and 71 to the Phoenix-Mesa-Tucson area since mid-2008.

“We’re not amused by what they’re doing,” said Orange County Supervisor John Moorlach, who, like other California officials, had been unaware of Nevada’s practice.

For years, Nevada carried out its policy quietly, failing to inform mental health care professionals on the receiving end of the bus rides.

But in February, Rawson-Neal’s staff stumbled by giving James Flavy Coy Brown a three-day supply of anti-psychotic medication, four bottles of Ensure and what he called “cheesy peanut butter crackers,” and sending him on a 15-hour Greyhound bus ride to Sacramento, where he has no family and no connections.

Brown, who has schizophrenia, made his way to the Loaves & Fishes shelter in Sacramento, where a social worker listened to his story and got his permission to call my colleague Cynthia Hubert. She has been writing about Brown ever since.

We also used the Nevada public records act to get receipts of all bus tickets purchased by the Nevada mental health department back to mid-2008 and found that Nevada authorities bused 1,500 human beings from its Las Vegas psychiatric hospital to cities in every corner of the country.

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Hey feed the hungry, and care for the sick! That’s how we keep taxes low; let the libs have ’em!

On an unrelated note, get a load of these lib-tarts! This is ridiculous! They are very naughty and need to be spanked!

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First you allow gay marriage…

Published September 9, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Who knows where the slippery slope leads to!

Ok, that is just a cartoon. But just look at what is happening in nature!

It is bad enough we see a toad trying to mate (get into amplexus) with a frog, but it turns out that both amphibians are MALE!!!!

See????

So there libs…see what gay marriage has lead to???

Shame on you Barack Obama!!!! Quit Picking on Mitt!

Published July 15, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

That’s right: Mitt and Hillary on the same team! If Hillary says it, well, it must be true!

Why is it so hard to understand: Mitt took a token salary of over 100K (not much for an important American) and retired “retroactively“.

I’m sure that an apology is on the way:

Even Paul Krugman (evil socialist economist who won some prize or other) makes the case for electing Mitt:

So like it or not, we have an election in which one candidate is proposing a redistribution from the top — which is currently paying lower taxes than it has in 80 years — downward, mainly to lower-income workers, while the other is proposing a large redistribution from the poor and the middle class to the top.

So the next time someone tut-tuts about “class warfare”, remember that the class war is already happening, in real policy — with the top .01 percent on offense.

And, even better: we are winning the war:

As a result, the arteries in American society are hardening. Social mobility is in decline, but, worse, the general drop in trust observable in all social classes is most marked among the poorest third of Americans. Nor should it be any surprise that they are “cynical and even paranoid”, writes Putnam: it is a rational response to their situation. Every institution that might be expected to alleviate their plight – family, school, voluntary organisations and church – has become dysfunctional.

Meanwhile, the rich, dealing themselves out of society’s institutions into ever stronger and sealed ghettoes of their own, become ever more ignorant of the world around them even while they ensure their off-spring scoop life’s prizes.

(ignore the British spelling).

Who wants a society where the deserving have to hang around with riff-raff?

Elect Mitt!

Sinful Saturday: Crossfit is a Satanic Temptation!

Published June 2, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

A good bit ago, I was walking around, thinking about what stocks to buy and wondering WWMD? (What Would Mitt Do?).

Then I encountered a lass in spandex shorts and a rather curious t-shirt:

It says “Your Workout is Our Warmup”. Yeah right, you sassy lass! How is this: “your yearly salary is my coffee money!” or “your job is what I am going to cut to give myself a bigger bonus!” Take that!

Anyhow, I noticed how naughty her shorts were and decided to do some Christian Morality investigating. Then I found things like this:

My goodness…those tights are, well…tight! I figured things couldn’t get much worse until I saw:

Jesus, Joseph and Mary! There is so much wrong with this I don’t know where to begin! First of all, her yoga pants are spray-painted on. She is grunting, sweating and lifting something heavy! That is not ladylike! Then…her bent over sooooo deeply with such tight pants…my goodness, everything covering her lady parts is probably stretched to the breaking point and those lady parts are probably quite visible, at least in outline! At least the photographer had the decency to not take a photo from an unfortunate angle…while she was in that position…and then….I….saw…..

oh Lord……I have sinned….in my heart and all over my extra Kleenex…..please forgive me……please…..oohhhhh…

Needless to say, this cannot stand! This time, action was called for!

We had an emergency meeting of the Promise Keepers to seek out and review all such photos (a collection of which can be found here).

It was voted on and we decided to do some Christian Morality research by enrolling in a local Crossfit program; our plan was to bring in a small camera and do a morality investigation.

Of course, Crossfit involves exercise…but of mere women can do it

How hard could it possibly be?

But due to our lack of faith…we looked up a Crossfit routine on the internet and decided to try it out among ourselves.

However we must have not been Right With the Lord; Satan attacked us because of our lack of faith

We had to call the socialist EMT’s to give IV bags to a few of our Promise Keeper Brothers…and to use the defibrillator on a couple of more.

The rest of us had to use socialist health insurance to cover doctor’s visits; we had a couple of torn rotator cuffs, a few meniscus tears, and a stretched ligament or two…and a half dozen more of us threw out our backs.

No one made it past the first 25 percent of the workout. 😦

But our internet research can continue!