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Undue burden on Real Americans (wealthy Republicans): Tennessee Has the Right Idea

Published April 7, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Now I am sick and tired of reading all the “poor me, I am entitled to YOUR tax dollars” whining from the losers of society.

Oh sure, you’ve seen it on social media and on blogs like Daily Kos: some loser whines that they are living only on X per month (folks, making it on 5K a month is NOT that hard!) and complain that reducing their cost of living increases (NOT cutting; just not raising their handouts) will hurt them.

Will, boo frigging hoo.

Who are these losers? Well, imagine a woman who gets knocked up in high school or college by sleeping with a deadbeat dad…now she is stuck with a bunch of brats with low IQs, can’t get child support…and is working at a nothing job (or not at all) and thinks that she is ENTITLED to YOUR tax dollars.

Listen Honey: YOU are the one that got knocked up, not me. We went to the same high school and had the same choices. You choked on yours (and choked on other things as well) and made your bed. Lie in it!

Or you might have some obese loser who is now too fat and unhealthy to work, or someone with an IQ of about 60.

What good can come to giving these losers YOUR hard earned tax dollars? Ok, never mind that…

Let’s face it: we hate poor people. They must have done a lot of wrong things and not have made good choices in life!

So, we can pretend to show compassion (hee hee) by allowing the, ahem, “good” poor people (as if there were such a thing) to get benefits.

Now drug testing welfare recipients doesn’t work.

But Tennessee may have found a better solution:

A Tennessee lawmaker is pushing a controversial new bill that would tie welfare benefits to students’ performance in school.
Republican state Sen. Stacey Campfield last week introduced the legislation, which calls for the state to cut welfare benefits to parents whose kids don’t do well in class. Critics are already panning the proposal as unfair, and one that could hurt students in the end — but Campfield is defending his idea, which he says would force parents to take a more active role in their children’s education

Seriously, what is so hard about using:

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If the little sh**s can’t do this, the hell with them!

But Tennessee is too soft. Here is what I proposed (given to me by Jesus last night in a dream):

1. Don’t drug test welfare and public aid recipients: nicotine test ’em instead. Many smoke like chimneys. They’ll never pass.

2. Weigh them and give them a body fat test. If they are fat, they aren’t hungry. If they have kids, tell them to quit stuffing their face and feed their kids.

3. Give them an ACT exam. Score below 25: no benefits. Tell them to come back when they have learned something. Oh yes, cut funding to public libraries too.

4. Make ’em run 5K and give them a pull up test. Run slower than 30 minutes (a fast walk, really) and do fewer than 5 pull ups: FAIL. Why should be subsidize fat, out of shape people? Real Americans are:

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Well….let me rethink no. 4; these revolting blubber butts probably couldn’t run 50 meters much less 5K….well…they aren’t on welfare so it is ok.

Defeating Obamacare with Jesuscare

Published February 26, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

All right; things haven’t been as smooth as we’d like. We have Karl Rove trying to get real Republicans to win the primary elections and the riff-raff tea party trying to get their candidates on the ballot.

Ok, it is time for real Republicans to make some concessions that might be mutually beneficial. Those Republicans of lower intellect (and lesser wealth) like Jesus stuff, and real Republicans (those with means) really don’t like paying for stuff for the poors.

So contemplate this (what I saw on facebook):

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Now…let’s mull this over a bit. These people think that Jesus will cure them. These people always talk about religious freedom, right? And, well…what about Obamacare health plans? The libs talked about the “public option”. I saw that we require Obamacare to offer the JESUS OPTION. Tell the government to add a plan that, say, pays ministers to pray for the sick (or to not get sick at all). This is much, much, much cheaper than medicine and then the libs object, bellow on and on about “religious freedom”, how Obama is a tyrant, etc. Of course, regular vaccines will be covered too, but that is about it.

We pay less, the poors get…well…Jesus…and everyone is happy. And, even better: some Democrats will probably go for this!

Think about it: in Illinois, gay marriage passed the Illinois State Senate. They won’t brining it up….yet…in the Illinois House which is also Democratically controlled. Why? Well, one reason: in Illinois, many of the Democrats are black, and the black churches are every bit as bigoted protective of traditional marriage as our own riff-raff! Remember the blacks got Proposition 8 passed in California! (70 percent! )

We can do this!

More good stuff about Mitt Romney

Published August 29, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Mitt knows what a good owner is and a good business owner doesn’t take gruff from hourly employee Riff-Raff:

A group of coal miners in Ohio feel they would have been fired if they did not attend an Aug. 14 event with presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney and contribute to his campaign — and to make matters worse, they lost of day of pay for their trouble.

In phone calls and emails to WWVA radio host David Blomquist, employees at the Century Mine in Ohio said they feared retaliation if they did not attend the Romney event.

“Yes, we were in fact told that the Romney event was mandatory and would be without pay, that the hours spent there would need to be made up my non-salaried employees outside of regular working hours, with the only other option being to take a pay cut for the equivalent time,” the employees told Blomquist. “Yes, letters have gone around with lists of names of employees who have not attended or donated to political events.” […]

“I’m not saying pay then to attend the event, I’m saying, ‘Hey look, we have to close down the mine, if you want to attend this event, that’s fine, but you’re still going to get a day’s pay for the work that you would have done,’” Blomquist pointed out. “Why not do that?”

“As a private employer, it was our decision and we made the decision not to pay the people,” the Murray chief financial officer said.

Look, a day’s pay for a coal miner is about 200 dollars.

If you complain about a measly 200 dollars, you are a loser!

Mitt knows how to treat the riff-raff.

Mitt’s America: or how we SHOULD treat Riff-Raff

Published June 19, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, Mano Singham is one of those liberal elitists who rejects Jesus thinks that science can explain the world. But surprisingly, he gets things right once in a while. This is what he praised today:

Recently the employees of a chain of convenience stores called QC Mart got the following memo:

New Contest – Guess The Next Cashier Who Will Be Fired!!! To win our game, write on a piece of paper the name of the next cashier you believe will be fired. Write their name [the person who will be fired], today’s date, today’s time, and your name. Seal it in an envelope and give it to the manager to put in my envelope.

Here’s how the game will work: We are doubling our secret-shopper efforts, and your store will be visited during the day and at night several times a week. Secret shoppers will be looking for cashiers wearing a hat, talking on a cell phone, not wearing a QC Mart shirt, having someone hanging around/behind the counter and/or a personal car parked by the pumps after 7 p.m., among other things.

If the name in your envelope has the right answer, you will win $10 CASH. Only one winner per firing unless there are multiple right answers with the exact same name, date, and time. Once we fire the person, we will open all the envelopes, award the prize, and start the contest again.

And no fair picking Mike Miller from (the Rockingham Road store). He was fired at around 11:30 a.m. today for wearing a hat and talking on his cell phone. Good luck!!!!!!!!!!

That’s right. With this economy, the low-lifes should be grateful for any work that we choose to give ’em, even if we want to have a little bit of fun at their expense. And if we get the budget cuts that we want, work should be even harder to come by!

Consider this simply FABULOUS Wisconsin model

Keep cutting the riff-raff…and we can sell to Chinese if we have to.

Some of you were wrong about Mr. Romney!

Published May 13, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, he is a Wild and Crazy Guy!

And you see, he isn’t all bad:

Now we have to get those liberals to quit attacking our rights!

And maybe, just maybe, we can defeat the “Muslim who favors gay rights” President this fall…