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Defeating Obamacare with Jesuscare

Published February 26, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

All right; things haven’t been as smooth as we’d like. We have Karl Rove trying to get real Republicans to win the primary elections and the riff-raff tea party trying to get their candidates on the ballot.

Ok, it is time for real Republicans to make some concessions that might be mutually beneficial. Those Republicans of lower intellect (and lesser wealth) like Jesus stuff, and real Republicans (those with means) really don’t like paying for stuff for the poors.

So contemplate this (what I saw on facebook):

jesusyourdoctor

Now…let’s mull this over a bit. These people think that Jesus will cure them. These people always talk about religious freedom, right? And, well…what about Obamacare health plans? The libs talked about the “public option”. I saw that we require Obamacare to offer the JESUS OPTION. Tell the government to add a plan that, say, pays ministers to pray for the sick (or to not get sick at all). This is much, much, much cheaper than medicine and then the libs object, bellow on and on about “religious freedom”, how Obama is a tyrant, etc. Of course, regular vaccines will be covered too, but that is about it.

We pay less, the poors get…well…Jesus…and everyone is happy. And, even better: some Democrats will probably go for this!

Think about it: in Illinois, gay marriage passed the Illinois State Senate. They won’t brining it up….yet…in the Illinois House which is also Democratically controlled. Why? Well, one reason: in Illinois, many of the Democrats are black, and the black churches are every bit as bigoted protective of traditional marriage as our own riff-raff! Remember the blacks got Proposition 8 passed in California! (70 percent! )

We can do this!

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Some of you were wrong about Mr. Romney!

Published May 13, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, he is a Wild and Crazy Guy!

And you see, he isn’t all bad:

Now we have to get those liberals to quit attacking our rights!

And maybe, just maybe, we can defeat the “Muslim who favors gay rights” President this fall…

OUTRAGE!!!! Gays now openly serving in the United States Military!

Published December 21, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

You knew that it would come to this, didn’t you? We elected a Kenyan Muslim to the Presidency in 2008, and now we have gays openly serving in the military; in fact they are so open that they are now sharing the “first kiss” after a Naval deployment:

A Navy tradition is in keeping with the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

…two women sailors became the first to share the coveted “first kiss” on the dock after one of them returned from 80 days at sea.

Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta of Placerville, Calif., descended from the USS Oak Hill amphibious landing ship and shared a quick kiss with her partner, Petty Officer 3rd Class Citlalic Snell of Los Angeles. The crowd screamed and waved flags around them…

America’s decline is accelerating. It is just outrageous that gays now have the right to leave home, go to sea or a foreign land for a year (or more) at a time, endure hardship, enemy fire along with a significant risk of death or dismemberment. It just isn’t fair.

See what happens when you elect a Muslim, given their stance on gay rights?

When you can’t Pray the Gay away…..send in Heather Daughdrill!

Published December 3, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, no matter what the liberal mush-brains say, being gay is sinful. Just read The Bible!

Leviticus 20:13

13 “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

And 1 Corinthians 6:9

Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders […]

We have no use for Oprah Christians around here!

But the Almighty is compassionate as well as just. He gives the gays some options; there are ministries that will help the gays get back on the straight and narrow:

Of course, there are Pray the Gay Away programs as well.

But The Lord works in mysterious ways; sometimes these programs don’t work and a stronger program is warranted.

Call in one Heather Daughdrill, a Christian lady who taught a summer Bible School class in Louisiana.

Now ask yourself this: what if you were to receive a message from The Almighty that one of the boys was all but hell-bound due to having homosexual tendencies? Suppose you tried to Pray the Gay away and you tried other techniques, and they didn’t work?

Well…if you were truly full of the Holy Spirit…and looked like this lady….here is what you’d do:

A Bible school teacher is facing up to five years in jail after being accused of having sex with a 13-year-old boy.

Heather Daughdrill, 28, of Westlake, Louisiana, is alleged to have begun the affair with the teen after meeting him at a summer Bible school camp.

She is alleged to have checked the boy out of school without parental permission and taken him to her home where they had sex.

That is just doing God’s duty. But look at what happened to this Righteous Prayer Warrior:

They discovered Daughdrill had met the teenager at a summer Bible school camp where she was one of the adult teachers.

Daughdrill was first booked into the Calcasieu Correctional Center on four counts of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, eight counts of sexual battery, three counts of 2nd degree kidnapping, contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile and indecent behaviour with a juvenile.

That is outrageous!!!! Just look at how decadent our society has become: we reward homosexuality and punish attempts to eradicate it! Even worse, this is happening in a red state…a southern state no less!

Instead of sending this lady to jail, we ought to be rewarding her!