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It was a matter of time! Obama orders drone attack on Fox News!

Published April 14, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Seriously…I’ve got a GREAT, REPUTABLE SOURCE!

The White House is in crisis mode after accidentally ordering a targeted drone strike on the Fox News Headquarters in New York City. On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent to deal with an “immediate threat to national security”. The President, realizing the system’s mistake was able to abort the attack just seconds before missiles would have destroyed the headquarters for the conservative media outlet.

I am awaiting developments!

(psst: you and I know that the source is a satire site. But the dummies whose support we need to keep our tax cuts don’t know this…so make sure that crazy uncle puts this in one of those viral e-mail messages).


Republican Faith Chat Recommends this Smart Phone Application

Published December 14, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

However we’d like to suggest some updates:

1. Location of non-Christian worship centers (e. g. Unitarian “churches”, Muslim Mosques)
2. Location of known atheists
3. Science laboratories (are they giving creationism equal research time?)
4. Yoga studios and any other location where women might be wearing spandex.