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Take THAT Scientists!

Published September 11, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Ha! We are always hearing about evolution and the Big Bang. Well, how do you explain THIS, oh Satanic Scientists?

This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldn’t exist at all. It’s called a “grand-design” spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASA’s Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years — and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy we’ve ever discovered.
“The vast majority of old galaxies look like train wrecks,” said UCLA astrophysicist Alice Shapley in a press release. “Our first thought was, why is this one so different, and so beautiful?”

Shapley is co-author of the paper describing the discovery, which is published in the latest issue of Nature. She and her colleagues had been using Hubble to investigate some of our Universe’s most distant cosmic entities, but the discovery of BX442 — which is what they’ve dubbed the newfound galaxy — came as a huge surprise.

That’s right! Let’s follow the logic:

1. If the scientists have to modify an existing theory, then the theory must be completely wrong, ergo: JESUS!

Any questions?

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First you allow gay marriage…

Published September 9, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Who knows where the slippery slope leads to!

Ok, that is just a cartoon. But just look at what is happening in nature!

It is bad enough we see a toad trying to mate (get into amplexus) with a frog, but it turns out that both amphibians are MALE!!!!

See????

So there libs…see what gay marriage has lead to???

Blessed Be Kentucky and South Carolina

Published January 21, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Kentucky: now this one state that knows its priorities:

I’m going to be a contrarian here. I think the Kentucky legislature has made a perfectly sensible budget decision.

Here’s the deal: in the current budget, a couple of interesting decisions have been made.

Funding for K-12 education: -$50 million

Tax breaks for the Ark Park: +$43 million

Highway improvements for the Ark Park: +$11 million

See? Almost perfectly balanced: all the money handed over to creationists is taken away from education.

That’s right! Sure, you and I might want to send our off spring to Harvard Business School, but the local riff-raff has no need for “that there book-learning”. The Bible is all they need and the “Ark Park” will set them in the right direction!

Education for those who can afford it; that’s what I say.

Last Night’s Debate

I agree; our man, Willard “Mittens” Romney was terrible:

• I was astonished to wake up this morning and read, in this morning’s Wall Street Journal, this assessment of Romney’s performance: “Mitt Romney turned in one of his strongest debate performances, defending his business record and laying into President Barack Obama as aggressively as he has in any previous debate.”

I don’t know Journal writers Patrick O’Connor or Neil King, so I can’t say for sure if they were there last night, but if they were, were they watching the same event as the rest of us? I thought Romney was a disaster and last night very nearly achieved the impossible: sharing a stage with Newt Gingrich and looking like the bigger asshole.

To me, the exchange where he fell overboard mid-answer and had to ask moderator John King what the question was (“But you asked me an entirely different question?”) came close to being an Ed Muskie moment.

The most interesting part of seeing these guys up close is seeing the way people like Rick Santorum and Gingrich respond to Romney in person: They appear to find him physically repulsive, their noses even scrunching up at him when they address him, like cops opening up a trunk with a body in it. And I think it’s real, I don’t think it’s an act. Romney is so totally insincere and calculating and soulless, it physically offends other politicians. It’s incredible to watch.

Of course, it was Newt “the serial adulterer” Gingrich that dropped the biggest bombs and spewed the most (righteous) venom.

And don’t worry, for all of his populist rhetoric (aka “yak-yak”), he is really one of us:

The first implication here is that elites are liberals, not men like Gingrich — whose net worth The Los Angeles Times has estimated to be $6.7 million, who was a history professor, who was paid $1.6 million dollars by Freddie Mac for “advice,” and who had a half million dollar line of credit at Tiffany’s.

If Gingrich isn’t among America’s elite, the word no longer has meaning.

Even the socialistic New York Times knows this! Who cares what our riff-raff the social conservatives think.

Satan Fools Satanic Scientists

Published December 17, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

The evolutionists are fun to make fun of. They are so easily lead astray! Here are a couple of examples:

Orangutan: face cloth

Upon seeing this, it is tempting to think: “oh my, maybe we do have a recent evolutionary ancestor with the orangutan!”. Please, humans are humans and orangutans are stinky animals. Sometimes, perhaps as a test of our faith, The Almighty allows for Satan to get these animals to behave in this manner.

There is one good thing however: note how the orangutan with the cloth doesn’t fall for the socialist “it is nice to share” ethic even when his smaller buddy wants to try it.
“Go get your own cloth!” he appears to say. Sharing would just make the smaller orangutan lazy and dependent on Big Government.

Sometimes the scientists get too cute for their own good. Here is an example of where scientists study some lizards and note that the ones that live in the white sand area tend to have “white skins”. No surprise; Jesus loves the lizards too.

But they go on babbling about how the skins came about as a different mutation to the same gene; these changes probably didn’t happen at he same time or in the same way; they assume some “natural selection” reason.

PLEEEEASE. What probably happened was this: some of the lizards feared God, the others were sinners (probably gay or socialist). Hence they didn’t get their protection until they repented properly.

Besides, as we have seen before, skin traits in animals aren’t caused by genes; they are caused by what their parents were looking at when they mated. See Genesis 30:27-43:

But Laban said to him, “If I have found favor in your eyes, please stay. I have learned by divination that the LORD has blessed me because of you.” 28 He added, “Name your wages, and I will pay them.”

29 Jacob said to him, “You know how I have worked for you and how your livestock has fared under my care. 30 The little you had before I came has increased greatly, and the LORD has blessed you wherever I have been. But now, when may I do something for my own household?”

31 “What shall I give you?” he asked.

“Don’t give me anything,” Jacob replied. “But if you will do this one thing for me, I will go on tending your flocks and watching over them: 32 Let me go through all your flocks today and remove from them every speckled or spotted sheep, every dark-colored lamb and every spotted or speckled goat. They will be my wages. 33 And my honesty will testify for me in the future, whenever you check on the wages you have paid me. Any goat in my possession that is not speckled or spotted, or any lamb that is not dark-colored, will be considered stolen.”

34 “Agreed,” said Laban. “Let it be as you have said.” 35 That same day he removed all the male goats that were streaked or spotted, and all the speckled or spotted female goats (all that had white on them) and all the dark-colored lambs, and he placed them in the care of his sons. 36 Then he put a three-day journey between himself and Jacob, while Jacob continued to tend the rest of Laban’s flocks.

37 Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. 38 Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, 39 they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted. 40 Jacob set apart the young of the flock by themselves, but made the rest face the streaked and dark-colored animals that belonged to Laban. Thus he made separate flocks for himself and did not put them with Laban’s animals. 41 Whenever the stronger females were in heat, Jacob would place the branches in the troughs in front of the animals so they would mate near the branches, 42 but if the animals were weak, he would not place them there. So the weak animals went to Laban and the strong ones to Jacob. 43 In this way the man grew exceedingly prosperous and came to own large flocks, and female and male servants, and camels and donkeys.

Rick Perry: Prayer Warrior Fights Satanic Science!

Published December 11, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, we’ve discussed some GOP hopefuls. The next one is Rick Perry.
Now Mr. Perry has some weaknesses. For example, he sometimes appears to be full of “spirits” rather than full of “the spirit”

And, astonishingly, he is for allowing Mexicans to go to college:

But Mr. Perry has some strengths too. For one, he is not ashamed to loudly and proudly proclaim our Christian Heritage:

(I do wish that he would have chose another jacket though)

But most importantly, Mr. Perry is a potential stalwart against the thing that is the biggest threat to faith: evil, sinister, Satanic science!

Even the hard core evolutionists admit that science and faith are at odds (note: this evil scientist (and author of this evil book! Don’t read it!).

He also goes on to say that religion tends to reduce “science literacy” by showing a correlation between religiosity and ignorance of science facts rejection of false science; I wonder if this instead shows how Satanic science has a corrosive effect on religious faith.

Anyway, Mr. Perry stands tall in fighting science:

But how do we know that Science is false?

The Bible, you ninny!

Here is but one example: scientists tell us that “genes” determine most of our characteristics (appearance, digestive and nervous systems, etc.). What a joke! The Bible tells us what determines how we turn out: it is what our parents are looking at when they engage in, ahem, marital relations:
(Genesis 30: 27:43)

But Laban said to him, “If I have found favor in your eyes, please stay. I have learned by divination that the LORD has blessed me because of you.” 28 He added, “Name your wages, and I will pay them.”

29 Jacob said to him, “You know how I have worked for you and how your livestock has fared under my care. 30 The little you had before I came has increased greatly, and the LORD has blessed you wherever I have been. But now, when may I do something for my own household?”

31 “What shall I give you?” he asked.

“Don’t give me anything,” Jacob replied. “But if you will do this one thing for me, I will go on tending your flocks and watching over them: 32 Let me go through all your flocks today and remove from them every speckled or spotted sheep, every dark-colored lamb and every spotted or speckled goat. They will be my wages. 33 And my honesty will testify for me in the future, whenever you check on the wages you have paid me. Any goat in my possession that is not speckled or spotted, or any lamb that is not dark-colored, will be considered stolen.”

34 “Agreed,” said Laban. “Let it be as you have said.” 35 That same day he removed all the male goats that were streaked or spotted, and all the speckled or spotted female goats (all that had white on them) and all the dark-colored lambs, and he placed them in the care of his sons. 36 Then he put a three-day journey between himself and Jacob, while Jacob continued to tend the rest of Laban’s flocks.

37 Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. 38 Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, 39 they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted. 40 Jacob set apart the young of the flock by themselves, but made the rest face the streaked and dark-colored animals that belonged to Laban. Thus he made separate flocks for himself and did not put them with Laban’s animals. 41 Whenever the stronger females were in heat, Jacob would place the branches in the troughs in front of the animals so they would mate near the branches, 42 but if the animals were weak, he would not place them there. So the weak animals went to Laban and the strong ones to Jacob. 43 In this way the man grew exceedingly prosperous and came to own large flocks, and female and male servants, and camels and donkeys.

You might wonder how science has indirectly lead to results like this one (clocks and GPS systems) but that is a Satanic trap designed to snare our souls.

Satan is tricky to the point of even creating the illusion that this whole universe wasn’t designed just for us!

But there are those who fight back; one of those is Ed Current who rebuts evolution

And instead conclusively argues for divine design:

Nothing Escapes the Wrath of the Almighty!

Published November 26, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

The Almighty knows all and can see all and is infinitely just!

You may think that you can get away with your sins, but that is a snare and a delusion.

Here is an example of this:  in the ocean floor near Antarctica, these starfish and sea urchins thought that they could get away with their Satanic socialist/gay lifestyle.

Think again!  Watch as the Lord takes vengeance against these sinning sea creatures:

The Almighty will NOT be mocked!  I am thinking of YOU, atheists, evolutionists, gays and other assorted forces of darkness!