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Christian Paleontology Deserves Equal Time!

Published September 9, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Let’s see those Satanic Scientists “refudiate” this!

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We need more Churches like this one!

Published June 18, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Sometimes I really get tired of this “feed the hungry” socialism being couched in Christianity.

I don’t like this “turn the other cheek” either.

What did Jesus really say?

If you are a genuine Christian Republican male (i. e., a wealthy one), the beatitude is “blessed is he that issues thousands of pink slips or forecloses on mortgages”.

But what about the riff-raff (whose vote we need anyway?)

It is “Blessed is he who kicks the infidel in the groin!”

Sure, we’ll eventually fire them and kick them out of their clapboard houses. But in the meantime, we’ll just say that we’ll vote against gays and vote to ship the Mexicans back to Mexico…and when the lib professor types give us a hard time…we’ll sic them on them!

The Atheistic New York Times doesn’t get it about Mormons

Published January 31, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Groan. The New York Times (an evil socialist rag) has a topic of debate: What Is It About Mormons. The question: why do Mormons make so many uncomfortable?

The rabid feminists scream about “patriarchy” and others talk about the Mormons being exclusionary and still others talk about Mormons not being big on “separation of church and state”.

Look you silly bra-burning militant feminist evolution believing atheists: THOSE ARE THE GOOD THINGS about Mormonism.

What is bad about Mormons? Simple. THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!! They believe in many gods, they have weird books that spout nonsense and they claim that their “other testimony” of Jesus was somehow given on gold plates and translated by some rube with magic rocks. Please.

Now, of course, we may well endorse Willard “Mittens” Romney for President even though he is a magic underwear wearing hell-bound cultist. Why? He got rich and he loves rich people!!! Why is that so hard to understand? Sometimes The Almighty uses heathens for His Divine Purposes.