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The Gaza Violence solution: this region needs to be Christian again!

Published July 26, 2014 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, Israel invaded Gaza and carnage is ensuing. Yes, there is a civil war in Syria.

In a nutshell: the Shiite Muslims are trying to kill the Sunni Muslims and visa-versa, and the Jews and the Muslims are fighting.

Do you see the problem?

Ann Coulter, the super Patriot, had an idea:

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.

Now, she claims she was talking about the fanatics that did the 9-11 attack. But why stop there?

None of this violence would be happening IF THE AREA WERE ENTIRELY CHRISTIAN!!!

In short: it is past time for a Crusade:

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Ah, the glory days of old:

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And we should NOT stop in the Palestine/Middle East region: there is no reason to call Constantinople “Istanbul”. It should be made Christian again!

And please, don’t give me this “it’s nobody’s business but the Turks” line either.

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It was a matter of time! Obama orders drone attack on Fox News!

Published April 14, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Seriously…I’ve got a GREAT, REPUTABLE SOURCE!

The White House is in crisis mode after accidentally ordering a targeted drone strike on the Fox News Headquarters in New York City. On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent to deal with an “immediate threat to national security”. The President, realizing the system’s mistake was able to abort the attack just seconds before missiles would have destroyed the headquarters for the conservative media outlet.

I am awaiting developments!

(psst: you and I know that the source is a satire site. But the dummies whose support we need to keep our tax cuts don’t know this…so make sure that crazy uncle puts this in one of those viral e-mail messages).

Undue burden on Real Americans (wealthy Republicans): Tennessee Has the Right Idea

Published April 7, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Now I am sick and tired of reading all the “poor me, I am entitled to YOUR tax dollars” whining from the losers of society.

Oh sure, you’ve seen it on social media and on blogs like Daily Kos: some loser whines that they are living only on X per month (folks, making it on 5K a month is NOT that hard!) and complain that reducing their cost of living increases (NOT cutting; just not raising their handouts) will hurt them.

Will, boo frigging hoo.

Who are these losers? Well, imagine a woman who gets knocked up in high school or college by sleeping with a deadbeat dad…now she is stuck with a bunch of brats with low IQs, can’t get child support…and is working at a nothing job (or not at all) and thinks that she is ENTITLED to YOUR tax dollars.

Listen Honey: YOU are the one that got knocked up, not me. We went to the same high school and had the same choices. You choked on yours (and choked on other things as well) and made your bed. Lie in it!

Or you might have some obese loser who is now too fat and unhealthy to work, or someone with an IQ of about 60.

What good can come to giving these losers YOUR hard earned tax dollars? Ok, never mind that…

Let’s face it: we hate poor people. They must have done a lot of wrong things and not have made good choices in life!

So, we can pretend to show compassion (hee hee) by allowing the, ahem, “good” poor people (as if there were such a thing) to get benefits.

Now drug testing welfare recipients doesn’t work.

But Tennessee may have found a better solution:

A Tennessee lawmaker is pushing a controversial new bill that would tie welfare benefits to students’ performance in school.
Republican state Sen. Stacey Campfield last week introduced the legislation, which calls for the state to cut welfare benefits to parents whose kids don’t do well in class. Critics are already panning the proposal as unfair, and one that could hurt students in the end — but Campfield is defending his idea, which he says would force parents to take a more active role in their children’s education

Seriously, what is so hard about using:

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If the little sh**s can’t do this, the hell with them!

But Tennessee is too soft. Here is what I proposed (given to me by Jesus last night in a dream):

1. Don’t drug test welfare and public aid recipients: nicotine test ’em instead. Many smoke like chimneys. They’ll never pass.

2. Weigh them and give them a body fat test. If they are fat, they aren’t hungry. If they have kids, tell them to quit stuffing their face and feed their kids.

3. Give them an ACT exam. Score below 25: no benefits. Tell them to come back when they have learned something. Oh yes, cut funding to public libraries too.

4. Make ’em run 5K and give them a pull up test. Run slower than 30 minutes (a fast walk, really) and do fewer than 5 pull ups: FAIL. Why should be subsidize fat, out of shape people? Real Americans are:

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Well….let me rethink no. 4; these revolting blubber butts probably couldn’t run 50 meters much less 5K….well…they aren’t on welfare so it is ok.

A Note to the Liberals: Get over yourselves!

Published April 5, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, it has been hectic with President Obama winning reelection and our trying to decide what to do next.

Still, I’ve been active on the internet and recently saw this:

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Ok, this loser lib does have a point: the effect of cutting taxes on REAL Americans (wealthy Republicans) and cutting services to the riff-raff will have that effect.

But, is this really all bad?

For starters, look at this:

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Do you really think that these white men were all wealthy? Face facts: the poor whites aren’t going to vote for that N-word:

Liberals: these idiots vote for us and we don’t care about them, AT ALL. Why should YOU care about them?

And please, don’t give me this “Christian” stuff.

For one, Jesus was the First Republican. In Matthew 13:12:

12 Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

Remember sayings such as “nothing happens in God’s world by accident” and “God never gives you more than you can handle“?

Trust in Jesus! Relying on socialism is a sin!

Ok…I am not feeling well so I have to get to a “prompt care” facility; with my health insurance it is only a 30 dollar copay.

Huckabee, Akin: Please shut the H. E. “double hockey sticks” up!!!!

Published August 21, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

This situation is becoming more and more intolerable!

Yes, we needed votes to pass our tax cuts for ourselves; I get that. And yes, a moron vote counts the same as any other votes.

But do the “useful morons” have to make things more difficult than they have to be?

First we have Todd Akin shooting off his mouth about rape. Look, I don’t care what this clown actually believes; we need that vote in the Senate! But does he have to embarrass all of us in public like this?

Mitt is trying to do the right thing by asking him to quit the race.

But can our religious morons leave well enough alone? Oh noooooooo!

The hick from Arkansas (aka Mike Huckabee) has to go out and shoot HIS big trap about rape too.

What the heck is the matter with you Mr. Huckabee? Are you trying to turn our jewelry rattling wives off to our ticket?

Look, I really don’t mind it when you did your “get our idiots” to eat greasy fast food in the name of…well, not sure of what:

It gives the dummies something to do…and if enough of these fatties die early it might help out the Medicare situation.

Less talk about rape and more about tax cuts! Come ON people!!!!

Hey you Intellectual RINO’s: shut the H E (double hockey sticks) up!!!!

Published May 25, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, here we have a smart, intellectual Republican who doesn’t seem to get it:

I was always way ahead of the curve. And my exposés primarily appeared in right-wing publications. Back when they were interested in serious research. I also founded a conservative college newspaper, held positions in the Reagan administration and at several conservative think tanks, and published five books that conservatives applauded. I’ve written for umpteen major conservative publications – National Review, the Weekly Standard, the Wall Street Journal and Forbes, among them.

But no longer. That was the old right. The last thing hysteria promoters want is calm, reasoned argument backed by facts. And I’m horrified that these people have co-opted the name “conservative” to scream their messages of hate and anger.

Extremism in the defense of nothing

Nothing the new right does is evidently outrageous enough to receive more than a peep of indignation from the new right. Heartland pulled its billboards because of funder withdrawals, not because any conservatives spoke up and said it had crossed a line.

Last month U.S. Rep. Allen West, a Florida Republican recently considered by some as vice-president material, insisted that there are “78 to 81” Democrats in Congress who are members of the Communist Party, again with little condemnation from the new right.

Mitt Romney took a question at a town hall meeting this month from a woman who insisted President Obama be “tried for treason,” without challenging, demurring from or even commenting on her assertion.

And then there’s the late Andrew Breitbart (assassinated on the orders of Obama, natch). A video from February shows him shrieking at peaceful protesters: “You’re freaks and animals! Stop raping people! Stop raping people! You freaks! You filthy freaks! You filthy, filthy, filthy raping, murdering freaks!” He went on for a minute-and-a-half like that. Speak not ill of the dead? Sen. Ted Kennedy’s body was barely cold when Breitbart labeled him “a big ass motherf@#$er,” a “duplicitous bastard” a “prick” and “a special pile of human excrement.”

The new right loved it!

The post goes on similarly.

You listen here Mr. Fumento: you know that much of what our allies say in public is nonsense. I know that much of what our allies say in public is nonsense.

But let me ask you this: DO YOU WANT OUR TAX BREAKS OR NOT????

If the answer is “yes”, then guess what: we aren’t going to get more of them, or even keep the ones we have, if we don’t get riff-raff like this to vote with us:

The people in the first photo and the person that owns the van are probably barely literate, and you want to win them over with data and logic? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? Their eyes would merely glaze over…..just tell them that “Obama is an atheist-Kenyan-Muslim who supports gay marriage because that what atheist-Kenyan-Muslims do” and leave it at that. It isn’t as if this rabble will notice anything like a contradiction.

Tell them that Jesus cries every time the rich are denied a tax cut!

Tell them that Michelle Obama wants to take away their right to eat themselves to 350 pounds at the Golden Corral or at the local Chinese trough buffet.

Just ask yourself a question: how did Jon Huntsman do anyway? Where is David Frum???

There you go.

Win or go home, baby!!!!