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It was a matter of time! Obama orders drone attack on Fox News!

Published April 14, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Seriously…I’ve got a GREAT, REPUTABLE SOURCE!

The White House is in crisis mode after accidentally ordering a targeted drone strike on the Fox News Headquarters in New York City. On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent to deal with an “immediate threat to national security”. The President, realizing the system’s mistake was able to abort the attack just seconds before missiles would have destroyed the headquarters for the conservative media outlet.

I am awaiting developments!

(psst: you and I know that the source is a satire site. But the dummies whose support we need to keep our tax cuts don’t know this…so make sure that crazy uncle puts this in one of those viral e-mail messages).

A Note to the Liberals: Get over yourselves!

Published April 5, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, it has been hectic with President Obama winning reelection and our trying to decide what to do next.

Still, I’ve been active on the internet and recently saw this:

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Ok, this loser lib does have a point: the effect of cutting taxes on REAL Americans (wealthy Republicans) and cutting services to the riff-raff will have that effect.

But, is this really all bad?

For starters, look at this:

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Do you really think that these white men were all wealthy? Face facts: the poor whites aren’t going to vote for that N-word:

Liberals: these idiots vote for us and we don’t care about them, AT ALL. Why should YOU care about them?

And please, don’t give me this “Christian” stuff.

For one, Jesus was the First Republican. In Matthew 13:12:

12 Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

Remember sayings such as “nothing happens in God’s world by accident” and “God never gives you more than you can handle“?

Trust in Jesus! Relying on socialism is a sin!

Ok…I am not feeling well so I have to get to a “prompt care” facility; with my health insurance it is only a 30 dollar copay.

Defeating Obamacare with Jesuscare

Published February 26, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

All right; things haven’t been as smooth as we’d like. We have Karl Rove trying to get real Republicans to win the primary elections and the riff-raff tea party trying to get their candidates on the ballot.

Ok, it is time for real Republicans to make some concessions that might be mutually beneficial. Those Republicans of lower intellect (and lesser wealth) like Jesus stuff, and real Republicans (those with means) really don’t like paying for stuff for the poors.

So contemplate this (what I saw on facebook):

jesusyourdoctor

Now…let’s mull this over a bit. These people think that Jesus will cure them. These people always talk about religious freedom, right? And, well…what about Obamacare health plans? The libs talked about the “public option”. I saw that we require Obamacare to offer the JESUS OPTION. Tell the government to add a plan that, say, pays ministers to pray for the sick (or to not get sick at all). This is much, much, much cheaper than medicine and then the libs object, bellow on and on about “religious freedom”, how Obama is a tyrant, etc. Of course, regular vaccines will be covered too, but that is about it.

We pay less, the poors get…well…Jesus…and everyone is happy. And, even better: some Democrats will probably go for this!

Think about it: in Illinois, gay marriage passed the Illinois State Senate. They won’t brining it up….yet…in the Illinois House which is also Democratically controlled. Why? Well, one reason: in Illinois, many of the Democrats are black, and the black churches are every bit as bigoted protective of traditional marriage as our own riff-raff! Remember the blacks got Proposition 8 passed in California! (70 percent! )

We can do this!

Shame on you Barack Obama!!!! Quit Picking on Mitt!

Published July 15, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

That’s right: Mitt and Hillary on the same team! If Hillary says it, well, it must be true!

Why is it so hard to understand: Mitt took a token salary of over 100K (not much for an important American) and retired “retroactively“.

I’m sure that an apology is on the way:

Even Paul Krugman (evil socialist economist who won some prize or other) makes the case for electing Mitt:

So like it or not, we have an election in which one candidate is proposing a redistribution from the top — which is currently paying lower taxes than it has in 80 years — downward, mainly to lower-income workers, while the other is proposing a large redistribution from the poor and the middle class to the top.

So the next time someone tut-tuts about “class warfare”, remember that the class war is already happening, in real policy — with the top .01 percent on offense.

And, even better: we are winning the war:

As a result, the arteries in American society are hardening. Social mobility is in decline, but, worse, the general drop in trust observable in all social classes is most marked among the poorest third of Americans. Nor should it be any surprise that they are “cynical and even paranoid”, writes Putnam: it is a rational response to their situation. Every institution that might be expected to alleviate their plight – family, school, voluntary organisations and church – has become dysfunctional.

Meanwhile, the rich, dealing themselves out of society’s institutions into ever stronger and sealed ghettoes of their own, become ever more ignorant of the world around them even while they ensure their off-spring scoop life’s prizes.

(ignore the British spelling).

Who wants a society where the deserving have to hang around with riff-raff?

Elect Mitt!

John Roberts: TRAITOR!!!!!!

Published June 29, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Can you believe this!!!! When we spend money getting a Supreme Court Justice Sworn in, we expect RESULTS!!! We already had RINO Justice Kennedy aboard….only to get betrayed by Justice Roberts?

I can’t believe that he decided that the mandate, dreamed up by some ultra-liberal think tank…oh wait…the Heritage Foundation is on our side….heh, heh…never mind….

Anyway, President Obama signed it therefore it must be bad!!!!

But it isn’t too late; we can still take healthcare away from the poors…just wait until this upcoming general election!

Or…barring that….buy some health insurance and hospital stock. 🙂

I guess it isn’t ALL bad since we can make money…..oh wait…YES IT IS BAD!!!! TERRIBLE!!!! If we win back both houses of Congress and the executive branch…we can……..override a Democratic filibuster in the Senate……never mind. 🙂