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Take THAT Scientists!

Published September 11, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Ha! We are always hearing about evolution and the Big Bang. Well, how do you explain THIS, oh Satanic Scientists?

This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldn’t exist at all. It’s called a “grand-design” spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASA’s Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years — and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy we’ve ever discovered.
“The vast majority of old galaxies look like train wrecks,” said UCLA astrophysicist Alice Shapley in a press release. “Our first thought was, why is this one so different, and so beautiful?”

Shapley is co-author of the paper describing the discovery, which is published in the latest issue of Nature. She and her colleagues had been using Hubble to investigate some of our Universe’s most distant cosmic entities, but the discovery of BX442 — which is what they’ve dubbed the newfound galaxy — came as a huge surprise.

That’s right! Let’s follow the logic:

1. If the scientists have to modify an existing theory, then the theory must be completely wrong, ergo: JESUS!

Any questions?


Rick Perry: Prayer Warrior Fights Satanic Science!

Published December 11, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, we’ve discussed some GOP hopefuls. The next one is Rick Perry.
Now Mr. Perry has some weaknesses. For example, he sometimes appears to be full of “spirits” rather than full of “the spirit”

And, astonishingly, he is for allowing Mexicans to go to college:

But Mr. Perry has some strengths too. For one, he is not ashamed to loudly and proudly proclaim our Christian Heritage:

(I do wish that he would have chose another jacket though)

But most importantly, Mr. Perry is a potential stalwart against the thing that is the biggest threat to faith: evil, sinister, Satanic science!

Even the hard core evolutionists admit that science and faith are at odds (note: this evil scientist (and author of this evil book! Don’t read it!).

He also goes on to say that religion tends to reduce “science literacy” by showing a correlation between religiosity and ignorance of science facts rejection of false science; I wonder if this instead shows how Satanic science has a corrosive effect on religious faith.

Anyway, Mr. Perry stands tall in fighting science:

But how do we know that Science is false?

The Bible, you ninny!

Here is but one example: scientists tell us that “genes” determine most of our characteristics (appearance, digestive and nervous systems, etc.). What a joke! The Bible tells us what determines how we turn out: it is what our parents are looking at when they engage in, ahem, marital relations:
(Genesis 30: 27:43)

But Laban said to him, “If I have found favor in your eyes, please stay. I have learned by divination that the LORD has blessed me because of you.” 28 He added, “Name your wages, and I will pay them.”

29 Jacob said to him, “You know how I have worked for you and how your livestock has fared under my care. 30 The little you had before I came has increased greatly, and the LORD has blessed you wherever I have been. But now, when may I do something for my own household?”

31 “What shall I give you?” he asked.

“Don’t give me anything,” Jacob replied. “But if you will do this one thing for me, I will go on tending your flocks and watching over them: 32 Let me go through all your flocks today and remove from them every speckled or spotted sheep, every dark-colored lamb and every spotted or speckled goat. They will be my wages. 33 And my honesty will testify for me in the future, whenever you check on the wages you have paid me. Any goat in my possession that is not speckled or spotted, or any lamb that is not dark-colored, will be considered stolen.”

34 “Agreed,” said Laban. “Let it be as you have said.” 35 That same day he removed all the male goats that were streaked or spotted, and all the speckled or spotted female goats (all that had white on them) and all the dark-colored lambs, and he placed them in the care of his sons. 36 Then he put a three-day journey between himself and Jacob, while Jacob continued to tend the rest of Laban’s flocks.

37 Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. 38 Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, 39 they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted. 40 Jacob set apart the young of the flock by themselves, but made the rest face the streaked and dark-colored animals that belonged to Laban. Thus he made separate flocks for himself and did not put them with Laban’s animals. 41 Whenever the stronger females were in heat, Jacob would place the branches in the troughs in front of the animals so they would mate near the branches, 42 but if the animals were weak, he would not place them there. So the weak animals went to Laban and the strong ones to Jacob. 43 In this way the man grew exceedingly prosperous and came to own large flocks, and female and male servants, and camels and donkeys.

You might wonder how science has indirectly lead to results like this one (clocks and GPS systems) but that is a Satanic trap designed to snare our souls.

Satan is tricky to the point of even creating the illusion that this whole universe wasn’t designed just for us!

But there are those who fight back; one of those is Ed Current who rebuts evolution

And instead conclusively argues for divine design:

Christian Lady Resists Satanic Science in College!

Published November 29, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

College is sometimes a deathtrap for the soul as all too often, a good Christian young person can go there with good intentions only to be tricked away from The Almighty.

One of the biggest death traps is science class.

We know, from The Bible, that The Almighty created everything in a very specific way. We read (and apologies in advance; we know that only the King James Version (1611) is authentic, but given that too many Americans are too lazy to wade through Elizabethan English, I’ll quote the NIV version): Genesis 1, 14:19

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

See, there is none of that “big bang” nonsense. Note the line: “He also made the stars” after the making of the two “great lights”: the greater light of the day (the sun) and the lesser night light (the moon).

Clearly, the sun is not a star!

Yes, the pointy headed professors might say that the sun is a star, but this young woman resisted:

Let her example guide you!

You’ll hear other Satanic doctrines in science class such as “the earth goes around the sun”; we know from the Bible that this is false: (Joshua, 10:13)

13 So the sun stood still,
and the moon stopped,
till the nation avenged itself on[a] its enemies,

as it is written in the Book of Jashar.

The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day.

Heliocentric astronomy is an atheistic doctrine!