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America’s Real Security Problem: Sluts in Airports!

Published April 18, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

This is just too much to believe:

(screen shots in case President Obama tells youtube to nuke the video)

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Can you believe this? We need morality patrols at the airports, NOW!

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It was a matter of time! Obama orders drone attack on Fox News!

Published April 14, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Seriously…I’ve got a GREAT, REPUTABLE SOURCE!

The White House is in crisis mode after accidentally ordering a targeted drone strike on the Fox News Headquarters in New York City. On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent to deal with an “immediate threat to national security”. The President, realizing the system’s mistake was able to abort the attack just seconds before missiles would have destroyed the headquarters for the conservative media outlet.

I am awaiting developments!

(psst: you and I know that the source is a satire site. But the dummies whose support we need to keep our tax cuts don’t know this…so make sure that crazy uncle puts this in one of those viral e-mail messages).

Great Republican Solutions to Mental Health Problems…

Published April 14, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Frankly I’ve grown tired of the libs complaining about Republicans not taking care of the mentally ill. We give them the opportunity to pray to Jesus! But when that fails to work, we have other solutions:

To attract tourist dollars, Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval unveiled a cheery little ad that displays the Silver State’s sunny side and is set against a toe-tapping version of “Don’t Fence Me In,” the sort of tune that can worm its way into your head.

The governor proudly displayed a new slogan: “Nevada: A world within. A state apart.”

Funny thing, but Sandoval can’t bring himself to talk about a policy that truly sets Nevada apart: busing patients from Rawson-Neal Psychiatric Hospital in Las Vegas to every state in the continental United States.

“We are going to decline to comment,” Sandoval’s press secretary, Mary-Sarah Kinner, said in a recent email, before she stopped bothering to respond to my requests for comment. […]

Also noteworthy, Nevada buses many of its psych patients to those areas, 240 to the Los Angeles-Orange County area, 48 to the Bay Area and 71 to the Phoenix-Mesa-Tucson area since mid-2008.

“We’re not amused by what they’re doing,” said Orange County Supervisor John Moorlach, who, like other California officials, had been unaware of Nevada’s practice.

For years, Nevada carried out its policy quietly, failing to inform mental health care professionals on the receiving end of the bus rides.

But in February, Rawson-Neal’s staff stumbled by giving James Flavy Coy Brown a three-day supply of anti-psychotic medication, four bottles of Ensure and what he called “cheesy peanut butter crackers,” and sending him on a 15-hour Greyhound bus ride to Sacramento, where he has no family and no connections.

Brown, who has schizophrenia, made his way to the Loaves & Fishes shelter in Sacramento, where a social worker listened to his story and got his permission to call my colleague Cynthia Hubert. She has been writing about Brown ever since.

We also used the Nevada public records act to get receipts of all bus tickets purchased by the Nevada mental health department back to mid-2008 and found that Nevada authorities bused 1,500 human beings from its Las Vegas psychiatric hospital to cities in every corner of the country.

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Hey feed the hungry, and care for the sick! That’s how we keep taxes low; let the libs have ’em!

On an unrelated note, get a load of these lib-tarts! This is ridiculous! They are very naughty and need to be spanked!

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Undue burden on Real Americans (wealthy Republicans): Tennessee Has the Right Idea

Published April 7, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Now I am sick and tired of reading all the “poor me, I am entitled to YOUR tax dollars” whining from the losers of society.

Oh sure, you’ve seen it on social media and on blogs like Daily Kos: some loser whines that they are living only on X per month (folks, making it on 5K a month is NOT that hard!) and complain that reducing their cost of living increases (NOT cutting; just not raising their handouts) will hurt them.

Will, boo frigging hoo.

Who are these losers? Well, imagine a woman who gets knocked up in high school or college by sleeping with a deadbeat dad…now she is stuck with a bunch of brats with low IQs, can’t get child support…and is working at a nothing job (or not at all) and thinks that she is ENTITLED to YOUR tax dollars.

Listen Honey: YOU are the one that got knocked up, not me. We went to the same high school and had the same choices. You choked on yours (and choked on other things as well) and made your bed. Lie in it!

Or you might have some obese loser who is now too fat and unhealthy to work, or someone with an IQ of about 60.

What good can come to giving these losers YOUR hard earned tax dollars? Ok, never mind that…

Let’s face it: we hate poor people. They must have done a lot of wrong things and not have made good choices in life!

So, we can pretend to show compassion (hee hee) by allowing the, ahem, “good” poor people (as if there were such a thing) to get benefits.

Now drug testing welfare recipients doesn’t work.

But Tennessee may have found a better solution:

A Tennessee lawmaker is pushing a controversial new bill that would tie welfare benefits to students’ performance in school.
Republican state Sen. Stacey Campfield last week introduced the legislation, which calls for the state to cut welfare benefits to parents whose kids don’t do well in class. Critics are already panning the proposal as unfair, and one that could hurt students in the end — but Campfield is defending his idea, which he says would force parents to take a more active role in their children’s education

Seriously, what is so hard about using:

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If the little sh**s can’t do this, the hell with them!

But Tennessee is too soft. Here is what I proposed (given to me by Jesus last night in a dream):

1. Don’t drug test welfare and public aid recipients: nicotine test ’em instead. Many smoke like chimneys. They’ll never pass.

2. Weigh them and give them a body fat test. If they are fat, they aren’t hungry. If they have kids, tell them to quit stuffing their face and feed their kids.

3. Give them an ACT exam. Score below 25: no benefits. Tell them to come back when they have learned something. Oh yes, cut funding to public libraries too.

4. Make ’em run 5K and give them a pull up test. Run slower than 30 minutes (a fast walk, really) and do fewer than 5 pull ups: FAIL. Why should be subsidize fat, out of shape people? Real Americans are:

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Well….let me rethink no. 4; these revolting blubber butts probably couldn’t run 50 meters much less 5K….well…they aren’t on welfare so it is ok.

Spandex Sunday: Tart Tempts Patriotic Republicans!

Published April 7, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

This is unbelievable: the youtube censors allow for this evil temptress to do such things:

Screenshots below! I don’t see how we can let them get away with this! I’ve seen even more from this harlot right here!

I’ll have to scour the internets to see how much of her is out there, study the material (several times), pray, restudy…and then figure out what to do!

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A Note to the Liberals: Get over yourselves!

Published April 5, 2013 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, it has been hectic with President Obama winning reelection and our trying to decide what to do next.

Still, I’ve been active on the internet and recently saw this:

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Ok, this loser lib does have a point: the effect of cutting taxes on REAL Americans (wealthy Republicans) and cutting services to the riff-raff will have that effect.

But, is this really all bad?

For starters, look at this:

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Do you really think that these white men were all wealthy? Face facts: the poor whites aren’t going to vote for that N-word:

Liberals: these idiots vote for us and we don’t care about them, AT ALL. Why should YOU care about them?

And please, don’t give me this “Christian” stuff.

For one, Jesus was the First Republican. In Matthew 13:12:

12 Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

Remember sayings such as “nothing happens in God’s world by accident” and “God never gives you more than you can handle“?

Trust in Jesus! Relying on socialism is a sin!

Ok…I am not feeling well so I have to get to a “prompt care” facility; with my health insurance it is only a 30 dollar copay.