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Jesus Shuts Up the Sluts!

Published September 25, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Show up dressed as a tart?

Jesus has a way of telling you that you shouldn’t go around tempting righteous men like this:

This isn’t the first time: remember when some floozy decided to wrap herself in spandex and then stick out her butt at the camera?

ha ha ha ha…way to go, Jesus!

Media is unfair to Mitt!

Published September 25, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

So Mitt asks an innocent question:

Making post-fundraiser comments this weekend, presidential candidate Mitt Romney revealed a tenuous grip on the science of aviation, despite the fact that he and his wife, Ann, have been flying around the country this summer on the campaign trail.

After his wife’s plane was forced to make an emergency landing this weekend, Romney told the Los Angeles Times, he was worried for her safety. The candidate then continued on a bizarre tangent that showed just how little the Republican nominee understands about flight.

“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney told the paper. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly.”

Romney said the biggest problem in a distressed aircraft is that “the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous.”

Look, people can yuck it up all they want, but remember Mitt doesn’t fly coach!

And besides, they have the tackiest brand of mustard on commercial flights

So Mitt Doesn’t Coddle the Riff-Raff. Well Boo Friggin Hoo!

Published September 23, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

We keep hearing about how Mitt doesn’t UNDERSTAND the stinkards!

Now bleeding heart liberal websites are talking about….sniffle…how the butlers and servants felt during the 50K a plate dinner for Mitt.

Well, just cry me a river. If you are poor, it is because you angered Jesus! For, as Jesus says (Mathew 13:13, verse 12)

Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

If you are poor, it is because you suck and Mitt understands this! Now don’t defy God..and vote for Mitt!

China Has Republicans too? Who knew?

Published September 19, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Well, we know that the Chinese are communist. But from the article I just read, they aren’t ALL bad; they know how to treat low-lifes (e. g. poor people)

Beggars at a religious folk festival in southern China have been ordered to stay in purposely built cages, or be removed from the festivities.
Organisers gave the beggars an ultimatum saying their presence ruins the experience for visitors at the temple fair in Nanchang, Jiangxi province and if they wished to beg they had to do so from inside small cages.
The zoo-like cages are so small adults are unable to stand and although they are free to leave at will, they are immediately banished from the festival area and have to leave the town if they do so.

Now THOSE are Christian Republican values in actions! Poor people suck!