Mitt’s America: or how we SHOULD treat Riff-Raff

Published June 19, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, Mano Singham is one of those liberal elitists who rejects Jesus thinks that science can explain the world. But surprisingly, he gets things right once in a while. This is what he praised today:

Recently the employees of a chain of convenience stores called QC Mart got the following memo:

New Contest – Guess The Next Cashier Who Will Be Fired!!! To win our game, write on a piece of paper the name of the next cashier you believe will be fired. Write their name [the person who will be fired], today’s date, today’s time, and your name. Seal it in an envelope and give it to the manager to put in my envelope.

Here’s how the game will work: We are doubling our secret-shopper efforts, and your store will be visited during the day and at night several times a week. Secret shoppers will be looking for cashiers wearing a hat, talking on a cell phone, not wearing a QC Mart shirt, having someone hanging around/behind the counter and/or a personal car parked by the pumps after 7 p.m., among other things.

If the name in your envelope has the right answer, you will win $10 CASH. Only one winner per firing unless there are multiple right answers with the exact same name, date, and time. Once we fire the person, we will open all the envelopes, award the prize, and start the contest again.

And no fair picking Mike Miller from (the Rockingham Road store). He was fired at around 11:30 a.m. today for wearing a hat and talking on his cell phone. Good luck!!!!!!!!!!

That’s right. With this economy, the low-lifes should be grateful for any work that we choose to give ’em, even if we want to have a little bit of fun at their expense. And if we get the budget cuts that we want, work should be even harder to come by!

Consider this simply FABULOUS Wisconsin model

Keep cutting the riff-raff…and we can sell to Chinese if we have to.

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