We need more Churches like this one!

Published June 18, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Sometimes I really get tired of this “feed the hungry” socialism being couched in Christianity.

I don’t like this “turn the other cheek” either.

What did Jesus really say?

If you are a genuine Christian Republican male (i. e., a wealthy one), the beatitude is “blessed is he that issues thousands of pink slips or forecloses on mortgages”.

But what about the riff-raff (whose vote we need anyway?)

It is “Blessed is he who kicks the infidel in the groin!”

Sure, we’ll eventually fire them and kick them out of their clapboard houses. But in the meantime, we’ll just say that we’ll vote against gays and vote to ship the Mexicans back to Mexico…and when the lib professor types give us a hard time…we’ll sic them on them!

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