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John Roberts: TRAITOR!!!!!!

Published June 29, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Can you believe this!!!! When we spend money getting a Supreme Court Justice Sworn in, we expect RESULTS!!! We already had RINO Justice Kennedy aboard….only to get betrayed by Justice Roberts?

I can’t believe that he decided that the mandate, dreamed up by some ultra-liberal think tank…oh wait…the Heritage Foundation is on our side….heh, heh…never mind….

Anyway, President Obama signed it therefore it must be bad!!!!

But it isn’t too late; we can still take healthcare away from the poors…just wait until this upcoming general election!

Or…barring that….buy some health insurance and hospital stock. 🙂

I guess it isn’t ALL bad since we can make money…..oh wait…YES IT IS BAD!!!! TERRIBLE!!!! If we win back both houses of Congress and the executive branch…we can……..override a Democratic filibuster in the Senate……never mind. 🙂

Sinful Saturday (belated): Twister is a Satanic Game!

Published June 26, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Can you believe that shameless hussies are playing the game “Twister” while wearing underwear…or less?

I can’t believe that society lets them get away with it. We must send bands of Promise Keeper Brothers to infiltrate such games…I’ll volunteer to lead the way!

Hey President Barack HUSSIEN Obama: this is a REAL American Fundraiser!

Published June 26, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

No worries about riff-raff here! This is a meeting of the true patriotic Americans who might ….well…have to give up their citizenship if they are going to have to pay tax:

Startling new data from Uncle Sam show that defections by Americans are expected to double this year, largely to avoid any stiff tax bills resulting from the proposed 55 percent hike on the rich — as well as the likely expiration on Dec. 31 of the Bush era tax cuts.

As many as 8,000 US citizens are projected by immigration officials to renounce in 2012, or about 154 a week, versus 3,805 in 2011, or about 73 per week.

“High-net-worth individuals are making decisions that having a US passport just isn’t worth the cost anymore,” said Jim Duggan, a lawyer at Duggan Bertsch, which specializes in protecting assets of the wealthy.

“They’re able to do what they do from any place in the world, and they’re choosing to do it from places with much lower tax rates,” he said.

“Some are philosophically disgusted at the course our country is taking in all kinds of ways. They’re making a strong protest of, ‘Enough is enough,’ ” said Duggan. “But largely it’s an economic decision.”

Really, we are asking too much of these Godly Patriotic Americans! Really, how can we ask anyone to do more?

Then again….we do need something for our less successful, not as bright voters.

This is doing it wrong:

Clearly a bad rally!

Now here are some good rallies

Hmmm….the woman holding the “I” who is wearing the white shorts…wonder how thin those white shorts are…..she might need some Christian correction…

Oh, yeah.

Mitt’s America: or how we SHOULD treat Riff-Raff

Published June 19, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Yes, Mano Singham is one of those liberal elitists who rejects Jesus thinks that science can explain the world. But surprisingly, he gets things right once in a while. This is what he praised today:

Recently the employees of a chain of convenience stores called QC Mart got the following memo:

New Contest – Guess The Next Cashier Who Will Be Fired!!! To win our game, write on a piece of paper the name of the next cashier you believe will be fired. Write their name [the person who will be fired], today’s date, today’s time, and your name. Seal it in an envelope and give it to the manager to put in my envelope.

Here’s how the game will work: We are doubling our secret-shopper efforts, and your store will be visited during the day and at night several times a week. Secret shoppers will be looking for cashiers wearing a hat, talking on a cell phone, not wearing a QC Mart shirt, having someone hanging around/behind the counter and/or a personal car parked by the pumps after 7 p.m., among other things.

If the name in your envelope has the right answer, you will win $10 CASH. Only one winner per firing unless there are multiple right answers with the exact same name, date, and time. Once we fire the person, we will open all the envelopes, award the prize, and start the contest again.

And no fair picking Mike Miller from (the Rockingham Road store). He was fired at around 11:30 a.m. today for wearing a hat and talking on his cell phone. Good luck!!!!!!!!!!

That’s right. With this economy, the low-lifes should be grateful for any work that we choose to give ’em, even if we want to have a little bit of fun at their expense. And if we get the budget cuts that we want, work should be even harder to come by!

Consider this simply FABULOUS Wisconsin model

Keep cutting the riff-raff…and we can sell to Chinese if we have to.

We need more Churches like this one!

Published June 18, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Sometimes I really get tired of this “feed the hungry” socialism being couched in Christianity.

I don’t like this “turn the other cheek” either.

What did Jesus really say?

If you are a genuine Christian Republican male (i. e., a wealthy one), the beatitude is “blessed is he that issues thousands of pink slips or forecloses on mortgages”.

But what about the riff-raff (whose vote we need anyway?)

It is “Blessed is he who kicks the infidel in the groin!”

Sure, we’ll eventually fire them and kick them out of their clapboard houses. But in the meantime, we’ll just say that we’ll vote against gays and vote to ship the Mexicans back to Mexico…and when the lib professor types give us a hard time…we’ll sic them on them!

President Barack HUSSEIN Obama makes the case for Mitt!

Published June 18, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Of course! Sure, the economist egg-heads will tell you that substantial cuts to government will lead to the cutting of firefighters, police and teachers.

And?

Real Americans (people of our own income level) can afford private schools, private security and to pay someone to be on call for us.

What use is the public sector, except to the riff-raff?