Today is a day about freedom, which means that the entitled (Republican Christian males) have the freedom to tell others (liberals and women) what to do!
Also, this is a time when many misguided hussies start putting on the thinnest white pants (or dresses) that they can find. It is unbelievable!
See what we are going through….then I propose a plan of action at the end of this grotesque display of depravity:
Given that there is so much sin out there, I propose that all good Promise Keepers get their binoculars and camera (with telephoto lens) and form “morality patrols”. Scout around, gather evidence (e. g., take some photos) and submit them here.
Then we will review the evidence and pray over it…possibly several times.
Remember: don’t let your wives know about this; they might not understand what you are doing.
But hey, it is our duty!