The Democrat drops out of the Republican race for President

Published January 16, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Jon Huntsman (who speaks Chinese) is dropping out.

But we have a big problem. Mr. Willard “Mitt” Romeny, who leads the race, speaks French!

What the double chinned serial adulterer has yet to answer: how would our stock portfolios do under his administration?

Here is how things have gone under the Kenyan Communist-Fascist-Socialist Atheist-Muslim: (*)

(*) ok, I know that Atheist-Muslim contains to mutually contradictory terms and “communist-fascist” are also mutually contradictory…so liberals say. But my CEO says that he is all of those things so it must be true because my CEO is very rich.

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