Or…at least reform them.
Yes, I admit that my feelings were hurt. I wanted to travel, and yet, thanks to President Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s outrageous tax rates, I was unable to use the corporate jet. No, I am not in the 1 percent yet (Obama’s fault) but I am closing in.
But alas, didn’t want to be fondled by the TSA so I drove. And when the call of nature came, there were the dreaded public rest stops.
Come on…who wants to see this?
This is just not right; yet these public rest areas are completely free, even to the riff-raff at the bottom of the tax brackets.
These rest areas ought to be privatized; perhaps companies could sell more exclusive memberships.
Or, at least, rest stops should offer economy (for the cursed who are lucky enough to not pay much in taxes), business class and first class sections. I say that those of us who contribute the most to society in taxes should be issued a special card that gives us the extras that we are entitled to!