Christian Lady Resists Satanic Science in College!

Published November 29, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

College is sometimes a deathtrap for the soul as all too often, a good Christian young person can go there with good intentions only to be tricked away from The Almighty.

One of the biggest death traps is science class.

We know, from The Bible, that The Almighty created everything in a very specific way. We read (and apologies in advance; we know that only the King James Version (1611) is authentic, but given that too many Americans are too lazy to wade through Elizabethan English, I’ll quote the NIV version): Genesis 1, 14:19

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

See, there is none of that “big bang” nonsense. Note the line: “He also made the stars” after the making of the two “great lights”: the greater light of the day (the sun) and the lesser night light (the moon).

Clearly, the sun is not a star!

Yes, the pointy headed professors might say that the sun is a star, but this young woman resisted:

Let her example guide you!

You’ll hear other Satanic doctrines in science class such as “the earth goes around the sun”; we know from the Bible that this is false: (Joshua, 10:13)

13 So the sun stood still,
and the moon stopped,
till the nation avenged itself on[a] its enemies,

as it is written in the Book of Jashar.

The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day.

Heliocentric astronomy is an atheistic doctrine!


16 comments on “Christian Lady Resists Satanic Science in College!

  • there is scientific proof that the earth is missing one day’s orbit, which coincides with the scripture stated above. however, that was only for ONE day where God stopped sun and extended the daytime so the israelites could fight more efficiently.

    the earth still turns, creating day and night, and orbits the sun, creating the seasons as it did since the dawn of time. that girl and you are incorrect.

    • Well, if the earth were turning, then it would have been the earth’s rotation that stopped, no? Besides Genesis 1 (KJV) clearly states:

      “16And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. ”

      (the NIV takes out the phrase “made the stars also” whereas the NRSV has a phrase like that) Clearly, the Bible states that the sun and the stars are different things.

      By the way, it is good to “see” you!

  • The seasons have nothing to do with the earth’s rotation; it has to do with the angle at which the sun’s rays hit the earth. All of this is caused by the sun going around us; the Bible is firm about the earth not moving. See Psalm 96:10
    “The world is firmly established; it shall never be moved.”

  • Ah, Beth……’s wonderful to see that you’ve finally found us again……….I do hope you didn’t stumble across any of those awful religious parody sites that are so common over the interweb while you were searching …..I really enjoy them, but be careful…..they’re everywhere you look !!!

    No-one seems to know what happened to the old RFC site, but I’ve come to the conclusion that a particularly insidious infection (or maybe some sort of worm)escaped from June Gordon’s nether regions and got into the site servers, resulting in their being quarantined………….June was probably (in)humanely dispatched and the body burnt – safer that way.

    Are you still getting the streaming mascara shakes and vibrations from the pastor ?

    Anyway, to put a lid on this debate, I can assure you that the Sun, the Earth and all the other planets are connected and moved by an intricate series of massive cogs (invisible, of course). This device is powered by an old man (also invisible), wearing a “little black dress” and night vision goggles, via an old Model T Ford starting handle – he lives entirely on a diet of poptarts and tequila…………..this theory makes as much sense as the others on here……………of course, it could just be Newtonian physics…..

    Are you missing Tiffany ?

    Nice to see you back 🙂


  • the seasons have everything to do with the earth’s rotation. every season is determined by where the earth is in relation to the sun during its rotation.

    second, the sun does not revolve around the earth because the earth, along with 8 other planets in our solar system, rotate around the sun. copernicus did a wonderful job in explaining this.

    as for psalm 96:10, please finish the verse: “say among the heathen that the Lord reigneth: the world also shall be established that it shall not be moved: he shall judge the people righteously”. the word “moved” isn’t used literally. augustine of hippo defused the controversy with the numerous bible verses that “discredit” copernicus’s discovery with this explanation.

  • ghandi,

    is tiffany even on this still?

    to no surprise the old site, having violated wordpress’s rules of conduct, has been shut down by wordpress.

    oh the shakes. hahaha no, not recently unfortunately.

  • Beth,

    No, Tiff hasn’t been sighted around these parts since Ollie resurrected the RFC site………..I presume that she has disappeared up her own fictitious arse or is too busy with her work with the Illinois nazis.

    By the way, are you still maintaining your self-enforced celibacy (the only one in the northern hemishpere) while you wait for the perfect bloke to arrive, or have you chilled out and decided to enjoy yourself ? Now that I’ve said that, Tiffany is bound to turn up 🙂

    Toot toot

    Incidentally, is American politics real, or is it some sort of game show ?


  • Ollie, you’re quite right – game shows are real (although I certainly wish some of them weren’t).

    I suppose what I meant was that, from an external perspective, American politics seems a bit like an unsavoury popularity contest based entirely on soundbites, obvious insincerity, a shallow image fixation, schoolyard insults and boasts and who’s got the nicest haircut……… a little bit of me can’t help thinking “they don’t really fall for any of that do they, and actually chose their government that way…..nahhhh, can’t be…..

    I’m not saving that UK politics is a great deal better (I have to deal with politicians regularly), particularly since Blair adopted the Clinton model and moved the emphasis almost entirely to presentation and spin, but there is more substance and objectivity.

    Of course, I’m a strong advocate of Winston Churchill’s belief that “democracy is the worst possible form of government, except for all the others that have been tried”, so I’m not suggesting a different process (unless, of course, it was to my benign dictatorship…..{the Kardashian harlot would be sentenced to spend the rest of her life walking away from me on the treadmill in front of my desk}), but the people who participate in this show really ought to step back and get a grip…… 🙂

    I do hope Tiff returns soon, to regail us with tales of her philanthropy and egalitarianism.

    I hate Illinois nazis…………

  • Beth again quoting secular, satanic scientists. If the sun does not orbit the Earth, Just how does Earth rotate around the sun. The Earth is flat, we know that from The Bible talking about the four corners of the Earth, flat and square or rectangular.

    I fear it may indeed have been a virus unleashed by June Gordon since Taffy returned her moderator, posting status. The skies the limit in potential mutated viruses given June”s work with the Center for Disease Control and the National Institute of Health along with her ministry behind the BP station, Bugger King and Craig’s list.

    Is Mrs Crockett Gaines too busy taking care of her retard to enlighten us as to what happened?

  • BIC…………..I fear you may be correct concerning the virulence of June’s infection……… word, it’ll be just like The Andromeda Strain !!! (albeit the source of the infection won’t be a galaxy 2.5 million lightyears away, but Knoxville……. 😉

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