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America: End Your Love Affair with Satanic Yoga!

Published November 30, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, I am well aware that Catholics are hell bound Papists lead by costumed pedophiles. But the Papists don’t get everything wrong.

Yes, he looks ridiculous with his cross with Idol and his Halloween costume; he is an exorcist (snicker).

But when it comes to the Satanic practice of yoga, he is right on:

Yoga is the work of the devil, according to a man who claims to have banished evil spirits from 70,000 people. Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican’s chief exorcist, says yoga leads to a belief in Hinduism, and “all eastern religions are based on a false belief in reincarnation,” the Telegraph quotes him as saying. The elderly priest, speaking at a film festival in Italy this week, said practicing yoga leads to evil “just like the Harry Potter books,” which he believes promote black magic.

“In Harry Potter the devil acts in a crafty and covert manner, under the guise of extraordinary powers, magic spells, and curses,” said Amorth, who was at the film festival to introduce a new American exorcism movie, The Rite, which stars Anthony Hopkins as a Jesuit priest.

Really, how can America not see this?

Just look at how yoga is practiced!

Even older women can’t resist the temptation to attempt to be temptresses!

There is really no excuse for this.

So, Prayer Warriors: I beseech you to take a stand! It won’t be easy; when I attempted to gather evidence at a local Park District yoga class by showing up and taking photos, Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s socialist police threw me out and gave me a restraining order.

And yes, the wife might not understand; my internet yoga photo research project was erased from my computer’s hard drive. Note to self: thumb drive…hide it from the wife…

But together, we can do this!

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Christian Lady Resists Satanic Science in College!

Published November 29, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

College is sometimes a deathtrap for the soul as all too often, a good Christian young person can go there with good intentions only to be tricked away from The Almighty.

One of the biggest death traps is science class.

We know, from The Bible, that The Almighty created everything in a very specific way. We read (and apologies in advance; we know that only the King James Version (1611) is authentic, but given that too many Americans are too lazy to wade through Elizabethan English, I’ll quote the NIV version): Genesis 1, 14:19

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

See, there is none of that “big bang” nonsense. Note the line: “He also made the stars” after the making of the two “great lights”: the greater light of the day (the sun) and the lesser night light (the moon).

Clearly, the sun is not a star!

Yes, the pointy headed professors might say that the sun is a star, but this young woman resisted:

Let her example guide you!

You’ll hear other Satanic doctrines in science class such as “the earth goes around the sun”; we know from the Bible that this is false: (Joshua, 10:13)

13 So the sun stood still,
and the moon stopped,
till the nation avenged itself on[a] its enemies,

as it is written in the Book of Jashar.

The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day.

Heliocentric astronomy is an atheistic doctrine!

GOP Candidate Series: Herman Cain.

Published November 26, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Today we discuss Herman Cain.

Positives:  Mr. Cain has his famous 9-9-9 plan (9 percent income tax, 9 percent corporate tax, 9 percent sales tax).  Folks, this is a gold mine for real Americans (wealthy Republicans)

 

Right now, nearly half of taxpayers don’t pay income taxes, but they do pay their share of payroll taxes, which amounts to 7.65 percent of wage income (though much of it is capped at $107,000). Cain would also eliminate the earned-income tax credit, which is intended to lift working Americans out of poverty. Many of these workers currently receive tax refunds.

On top of that, Cain would introduce the new sales tax, which would affect lower and moderate-income people who spend most of their income on purchases, not savings and investments. Depending on how you do the math, people now paying zero or negative taxes might be faced with a 27 percent tax on income.

In other words, while on paper Cain is promising a tax cut, in reality tens of millions of lower-income Americans would face tax increases. People in high tax brackets — 28 percent and higher — would likely see big tax cuts. (As part of his plan, Cain would also eliminate estate taxes and capital gains taxes, which, again, mostly affect higher-income people with stock and real estate investments.)

Now THAT is a true Christian plan!!!

Mr. Cain also sets a great example; he is one of the good Blacks (aka:  “Good Souls“).  Even our favorite trannie Ann Coulter knows this:

Mr. Cain, being a Good Black, knows how to set his fellow blacks on the straight and narrow!

Weaknesses

This is a Conservative Christian Republican site, so we are looking for Republican weaknesses.  So I am not interested in lying liberal claims that Mr. Cain didn’t know that China had nuclear weapons or that Mr. Cain hadn’t thought that much about President Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s Libya policy:

Sure, he comes across as being dumb as a rock.  But remember:

1. The Riff-Raff that vote our way (e. g. NewsMax Republicans) will love this.   They don’t know much either and don’t expect their presidents to know more!

2. Mr. Cain will CUT OUR TAXES.  Remember that.

A true Christian Republican isn’t going to worry about some silly “sexual harassment” charges either….not on the surface anyway.

Remember that, around here, we go by THE BIBLE.   So is a the relevant Bible passage:

Genesis 19:8:  remember that some angles were sent by the Almighty to check on the sinfulness of the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah.  The angles stayed with Lot and the local residents wanted Lot to bring them out so that they could rape them.  Lot tried to talk them out of it:

8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”

Bottom line: the female is there for males to use as they wish.  So please spare me all of that “oh, he is bad for taking a few liberties with some tart”.   Why do you think that The Almighty made tarts?

But sadly, more came out…here is one of the pudgy tarts that came out in public:

This is a problem!
It is clear that Mr. Cain doesn’t know his place.
Yes, women are there for Christian Republican men to use, but one has to do it right. Learning the lesson from another famous good black, here is the guide for men like Mr. Cain:

RIGHT

WRONG

I hope that the message is clear. I am afraid that Mr. Cain is unacceptable to Republican Faith Chat.

Nothing Escapes the Wrath of the Almighty!

Published November 26, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

The Almighty knows all and can see all and is infinitely just!

You may think that you can get away with your sins, but that is a snare and a delusion.

Here is an example of this:  in the ocean floor near Antarctica, these starfish and sea urchins thought that they could get away with their Satanic socialist/gay lifestyle.

Think again!  Watch as the Lord takes vengeance against these sinning sea creatures:

The Almighty will NOT be mocked!  I am thinking of YOU, atheists, evolutionists, gays and other assorted forces of darkness!

 

 

 

GOP 2012 Field Series: Jon Huntsman

Published November 25, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

This is our first in our series on the candidates to wrest the Presidency away from the Keynesian Kenyan Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

Candidate One:  Jon Huntsman.

 

Weaknesses:  magic underwear wearing cultist.

Fatal Flaw:  via the socialist/Satanic New York Times:

In a Twitter message sent Thursday afternoon, Mr. Huntsman wrote:

To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy.Thu Aug 18 17:57:52 via Twitter for iPhoneJon Huntsman
JonHuntsman

The message was a direct shot at his newest rival, Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, who said this week that climate change was “a scientific theory that has not been proved” and called evolution “just a theory.”

Trust scientists?  Believe in evolution?

This gentleman is running in the wrong primary.  I am half surprised that he doesn’t lobby Barack HUSSEIN Obama to be his running mate.

Next!!!

Welcome to Republican Faith Chat!

Published November 21, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, the forces of Satan have removed the previous incarnation of Republican Faith Chat.  But that won’t stop the work of The Almighty!

So welcome to the new version, which we will keep up until the old proprietors restart the former blog by that name.

So welcome….unless you are an atheist, liberal, scientist, evolutionist, Obama supporter, supporter of Keynesian economics, think that the world is more than 6000 years old, think that there are books more important than the 1611 version of the King James Bible, etc.

We’ll be adding posts over the next month or so; we’ll be critiquing the current GOP (“God’s Own Party”) field which, at present moment, doesn’t look so promising.  But we must retake the Presidency from the Muslim/Atheist/Liberation Theology  Communist/Nazi/Socialist Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

It isn’t right that the poor are going to get health care at the expense of the righteous (rich) Conservative Christian Republicans who, after all, are the TRUE Americans.

Really, check this out:

 

Clearly, this President doesn’t know what is truly important!  He mentioned things like tough economic times, our military, etc.  But where is the mention of The Almighty and JESUS????

Anyway, more later.  I just hope I can avoid the riff-raff lining up to buy junk they don’t need with money that they don’t have.