Sinful Saturday: Yoga part II

Published April 23, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

This is outrageous!

Why youtube permits such things to be shown is beyond me.

I recommend that we scour youtube for all of videos of this type and then we should meet to view them and pray over them…perhaps we might need several sessions!

this isn’t yoga:

Sinful Saturday: Tennis!

Published April 15, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

I can’t believe that the United States lets women tennis players dress like this:

This is a complete outrage!

All Good Republican Cristian men should take their binoculars and camera to the tennis court and investigate these outrages!!! Feel free to send in your submissions so I can pray over them.

Sinful Saturday: why we should keep Augusta all male!!!

Published April 7, 2012 by republicanfaithchat
No Girls Allowed Kids Room Treehouse Decor Sign v637 -

No Girls Allowed Kids Room Treehouse Decor Sign v637 -

Well, we are being betrayed by Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum here, but so far John Boehner will not relent to pressure and say that they ought to allow GIRLS in the Augusta golf club.

And it is easy to see why….just look at what happens when you let GIRLS play golf:

Do we really want to have to put up with this????

Sinful Saturday: women swimmers and divers!

Published March 31, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

One of the most egregious breaches of Christian Republican morality can be found at swimming and diving meets! It really goes like this:

1. The women show up in shamefully skimpy swimming attire; most of it barely covers what it is supposed to cover:

Step 2. The bend over and stick out their butts!

3. They jump in the water and then get out, with their suits just glistening off of their bodies!

Now my fellow Christian Republican men: should we stand for this??????

I tried to take matters into my own hands (literally); I went down to the nearest competition pool and started to adjust the swimsuits of these scarlet women. Of course the Obama police intervened and, well…I eventually made bail.

Note: this sort of deviant material is all over the internet; therefore I strongly recommend that you stay away from this sinful site (sportcandy) where you will find page after page of photos like the above ones! This is just so sinful!!!

Trayvon Martin: should have submitted to authority

Published March 28, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, we are reading about Trayvon Martin being killed by George Zimmerman.

Yes, this was a tragedy, a real waste. But let us remember ALL of the facts and not what the bleeding heart liberals would have you remember.

This was a black teenager walking in a GATED COMMUNITY. He was WEARING A HOODIE. Hear that: A HOODIE.

Oh wait…old and white…we need young and black:

There.

Now George Zimmerman…ok, a Mexican but well, sort-of white…ok…not black…good enough…thought that Mr. Martin “looked suspicious.” Well, we KNOW what “suspicious” looks like, don’t we? I mean…

Well…maybe not…

but here is the fact: since when it is wrong for a white (ok, almost white) person to ask a black what they are doing there? Why didn’t this teenager meekly submit to this person’s authority?

What authority, you ask? How did this teenager know this guy from anyone, you ask? You might ask “hey, don’t we teach our kids to mistrust strangers, especially those who are stalking following them?

Remember, this is what we teach OUR kids, not THEIR kids.

Well…do you really have to ask what I mean by this????

Oh yeah, Shame on President Barack HUSSEIN Obama for dividing our country over this…

listen to the Patriot Colbert talk about it.

Sinful Saturday: Women’s cross country teams!

Published March 24, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Did you know that on many fall afternoons, groups of women pour themselves into tiny spandex bikinis and then go running around? It is a SCANDAL!!!

Can we allow such outrages to continue???

I know what I am going to do: I am going to show up at these meets with binoculars to examine them for moral clothing!

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