Some of you were wrong about Mr. Romney!

Yes, he is a Wild and Crazy Guy!

And you see, he isn’t all bad:

Now we have to get those liberals to quit attacking our rights!

And maybe, just maybe, we can defeat the “Muslim who favors gay rights” President this fall…

Sinful Saturday: what to do here?

I admit that I am puzzled as to what my Christian Republican duty is.

We have this evil temptress:

But, it is clear that she has a clean Republican side!

So, what to do with this evil temptress??? She has a Jesus like addiction to guns

But she insists on tempting the inner demons in Christian Republican men!

What is a good Republican male to do???

Sinful Saturday: Snow bunnies!

Every Saturday, we try to demonstrate a sinful trend on the internet. This is a long term project; we surf the net to find sin and then study it carefully at our Promise Keepers meeting.

We then go out to do more research and cleanse the internet from sin.

Today’s Sin: snow bunnies!

When you can’t Pray the Gay away…..send in Heather Daughdrill!

Yes, no matter what the liberal mush-brains say, being gay is sinful. Just read The Bible!

Leviticus 20:13

13 “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

And 1 Corinthians 6:9

Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders [...]

We have no use for Oprah Christians around here!

But the Almighty is compassionate as well as just. He gives the gays some options; there are ministries that will help the gays get back on the straight and narrow:

Of course, there are Pray the Gay Away programs as well.

But The Lord works in mysterious ways; sometimes these programs don’t work and a stronger program is warranted.

Call in one Heather Daughdrill, a Christian lady who taught a summer Bible School class in Louisiana.

Now ask yourself this: what if you were to receive a message from The Almighty that one of the boys was all but hell-bound due to having homosexual tendencies? Suppose you tried to Pray the Gay away and you tried other techniques, and they didn’t work?

Well…if you were truly full of the Holy Spirit…and looked like this lady….here is what you’d do:

A Bible school teacher is facing up to five years in jail after being accused of having sex with a 13-year-old boy.

Heather Daughdrill, 28, of Westlake, Louisiana, is alleged to have begun the affair with the teen after meeting him at a summer Bible school camp.

She is alleged to have checked the boy out of school without parental permission and taken him to her home where they had sex.

That is just doing God’s duty. But look at what happened to this Righteous Prayer Warrior:

They discovered Daughdrill had met the teenager at a summer Bible school camp where she was one of the adult teachers.

Daughdrill was first booked into the Calcasieu Correctional Center on four counts of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, eight counts of sexual battery, three counts of 2nd degree kidnapping, contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile and indecent behaviour with a juvenile.

That is outrageous!!!! Just look at how decadent our society has become: we reward homosexuality and punish attempts to eradicate it! Even worse, this is happening in a red state…a southern state no less!

Instead of sending this lady to jail, we ought to be rewarding her!