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Why Mitt Romney is the correct choice for President

Published May 22, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Watch President Barack HUSSEIN Obama make the case for Willard “Mitt” Romney:

OF COURSE it is the President’s job to ensure that the worthy (wealthy Republicans) thrive; it really doesn’t matter how the riff-raff does. Jesus wouldn’t have it any other way:

Matthew 13:12:

“For whoever has, to him more shall be given, and he will have an abundance; but whoever does not have, even what he has shall be taken away from him.

Have you ever seen a better endorsement of Willard “Mitt” Romney’s economic policies?

The Atheistic New York Times doesn’t get it about Mormons

Published January 31, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

Groan. The New York Times (an evil socialist rag) has a topic of debate: What Is It About Mormons. The question: why do Mormons make so many uncomfortable?

The rabid feminists scream about “patriarchy” and others talk about the Mormons being exclusionary and still others talk about Mormons not being big on “separation of church and state”.

Look you silly bra-burning militant feminist evolution believing atheists: THOSE ARE THE GOOD THINGS about Mormonism.

What is bad about Mormons? Simple. THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!! They believe in many gods, they have weird books that spout nonsense and they claim that their “other testimony” of Jesus was somehow given on gold plates and translated by some rube with magic rocks. Please.

Now, of course, we may well endorse Willard “Mittens” Romney for President even though he is a magic underwear wearing hell-bound cultist. Why? He got rich and he loves rich people!!! Why is that so hard to understand? Sometimes The Almighty uses heathens for His Divine Purposes.

Don’t Try So Hard!

Published January 3, 2012 by republicanfaithchat

One of the atheists I follow is the EVIL-Loutionist Jerry Coyne of the University of Chicago. Yeah, he has published a few papers, won some science awards, written a best selling book (do NOT read this book!), etc.

On the other hand, *I* have read the Bible and BELIEVE it!
Remember, the acceptance of modern evolution requires the acceptance of modern genetics, which, of course, we know is false; the physical characteristics of an animal are determined by what the animal’s parents are looking at when they mate.

Well, Dr. Coyne published a piece on “free will” in USA Today and is now responding to the critics.

The critics are trying too hard. Sure, the lie-beral evolutionists might point out that what we feel and think is determined by (snicker) brain chemistry….they’ll tell you that one can alter thoughts by altering such chemistry (and you see this when someone gets a brain disease or brain injury).

Hence, they say: no physical process implies “no thought” and “no action”. Therefore, something like “free will” is only a “heuristic”.

Of course, we know better. Why? Our Holy Book (whose books were written between 4000 and 1600 years ago) tells us so!

Remember, there isn’t much you can do with scientists, especially accomplished ones.

What we can do is open the Bible, point our finger at the scientist, and then scream and call them “Evil” and “Agents of Satan”.

Again, that won’t convince the lost but it might keep our friends from straying. :)

Satan Fools Satanic Scientists

Published December 17, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

The evolutionists are fun to make fun of. They are so easily lead astray! Here are a couple of examples:

Orangutan: face cloth

Upon seeing this, it is tempting to think: “oh my, maybe we do have a recent evolutionary ancestor with the orangutan!”. Please, humans are humans and orangutans are stinky animals. Sometimes, perhaps as a test of our faith, The Almighty allows for Satan to get these animals to behave in this manner.

There is one good thing however: note how the orangutan with the cloth doesn’t fall for the socialist “it is nice to share” ethic even when his smaller buddy wants to try it.
“Go get your own cloth!” he appears to say. Sharing would just make the smaller orangutan lazy and dependent on Big Government.

Sometimes the scientists get too cute for their own good. Here is an example of where scientists study some lizards and note that the ones that live in the white sand area tend to have “white skins”. No surprise; Jesus loves the lizards too.

But they go on babbling about how the skins came about as a different mutation to the same gene; these changes probably didn’t happen at he same time or in the same way; they assume some “natural selection” reason.

PLEEEEASE. What probably happened was this: some of the lizards feared God, the others were sinners (probably gay or socialist). Hence they didn’t get their protection until they repented properly.

Besides, as we have seen before, skin traits in animals aren’t caused by genes; they are caused by what their parents were looking at when they mated. See Genesis 30:27-43:

But Laban said to him, “If I have found favor in your eyes, please stay. I have learned by divination that the LORD has blessed me because of you.” 28 He added, “Name your wages, and I will pay them.”

29 Jacob said to him, “You know how I have worked for you and how your livestock has fared under my care. 30 The little you had before I came has increased greatly, and the LORD has blessed you wherever I have been. But now, when may I do something for my own household?”

31 “What shall I give you?” he asked.

“Don’t give me anything,” Jacob replied. “But if you will do this one thing for me, I will go on tending your flocks and watching over them: 32 Let me go through all your flocks today and remove from them every speckled or spotted sheep, every dark-colored lamb and every spotted or speckled goat. They will be my wages. 33 And my honesty will testify for me in the future, whenever you check on the wages you have paid me. Any goat in my possession that is not speckled or spotted, or any lamb that is not dark-colored, will be considered stolen.”

34 “Agreed,” said Laban. “Let it be as you have said.” 35 That same day he removed all the male goats that were streaked or spotted, and all the speckled or spotted female goats (all that had white on them) and all the dark-colored lambs, and he placed them in the care of his sons. 36 Then he put a three-day journey between himself and Jacob, while Jacob continued to tend the rest of Laban’s flocks.

37 Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. 38 Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, 39 they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted. 40 Jacob set apart the young of the flock by themselves, but made the rest face the streaked and dark-colored animals that belonged to Laban. Thus he made separate flocks for himself and did not put them with Laban’s animals. 41 Whenever the stronger females were in heat, Jacob would place the branches in the troughs in front of the animals so they would mate near the branches, 42 but if the animals were weak, he would not place them there. So the weak animals went to Laban and the strong ones to Jacob. 43 In this way the man grew exceedingly prosperous and came to own large flocks, and female and male servants, and camels and donkeys.

Raising Your Children By THE BIBLE: Illegal in Obama’s America!

Published December 13, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Is this what it has come down to in Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s America?
Here we have a Christian Couple attempting to follow The Bible (Proverbs 13:24):

24 Whoever spares the rod hates their children,
but the one who loves their children is careful to discipline them.

How clear is that? The parents were keeping an eye on their offspring and noticed that something foul was afoot: they noticed that their wayward son had a lighter in his possession. Now if that were your son and you loved the Lord, what would you do?

You know what you’d do: you’d hire someone from your church to beat the Love of Jesus into him!

An Irvine couple who suspected their 15-year-old
son of smoking turned to a man believed to be relied on in their
church to violently discipline children, authorities said. The parents asked Paul Kim, 39, to discipline their son[...]
Kim hit the child with a metal pole about a dozen times, causing
severe bruising on his legs,

THAT is how one shows true Christian love to one’s kid! So the parents were, of course, singled out as model parents and perhaps set up as an example of good parenting, right?

Not in Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s America! Instead there was this:

Kim was arrested Tuesday at his home and released Thursday after
posting bail. He faces a felony charge of willful cruelty to a child.
No court date has been set, according to jail records.

The San Bernardino County District Attorney’s office was reviewing the
sheriff’s department report and will decide whether to charge the
teen’s father, Bachman said. It wasn’t immediately known whether the
father was present at the time of the beating.
[...] The name of the church was not released but Bachman said it was
located in La Habra.

That’s outrageous! Have we gotten so far away from God that parents can’t even raise their kids according to Biblical priciples.

My goodness; if we are getting so squeamish about a little corporal punishment, what are we to when a son is perpetually disobedient? The Bible is clear (Deuteronomy 21:18-21):

18 If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, 19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. 20 They shall say to the elders, “This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.” 21 Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid.

See! If we followed THE BIBLE, childhood obesity would be greatly reduced!

Homosexual rape would also be greatly reduced (Genesis 19:8):

8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”

But noooo, not in Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s America. In fact, we have sunk so far that if someone were following the Will of The Lord, they would be turned into the Evil Socialist Government, with Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s approval:

We all know the story of Abraham and Isaac. Abraham is ordered by God to offer up his only son, and without argument, he takes Isaac to the mountaintop, binds him to an altar, and raises his knife, prepared to act as God has commanded.
Of course, in the end God sends down an angel to intercede at the very last minute, and Abraham passes God’s test of devotion.
But it’s fair to say that if any of us leaving this church saw Abraham on a roof of a building raising his knife, we would, at the very least, call the police and expect the Department of Children and Family Services to take Isaac away from Abraham.

He doesn’t stop with his mocking there:

Which passages of Scripture should guide our public policy? Should we go with Leviticus, which suggests slavery is ok and that eating shellfish is abomination? How about Deuteronomy, which suggests stoning your child if he strays from the faith?

What kind of a country is it when you can’t even beat your kid, stone your kid to death, or even sacrifice your kid even as a payment for a military victory: (Judges 11)

1 Jephthah the Gileadite was a mighty warrior. [...]

4 Some time later, when the Ammonites were fighting against Israel, 5 the elders of Gilead went to get Jephthah from the land of Tob. 6 “Come,” they said, “be our commander, so we can fight the Ammonites.”

7 Jephthah said to them, “Didn’t you hate me and drive me from my father’s house? Why do you come to me now, when you’re in trouble?”

8 The elders of Gilead said to him, “Nevertheless, we are turning to you now; come with us to fight the Ammonites, and you will be head over all of us who live in Gilead.” [...]

29 Then the Spirit of the LORD came on Jephthah. He crossed Gilead and Manasseh, passed through Mizpah of Gilead, and from there he advanced against the Ammonites. 30 And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD: “If you give the Ammonites into my hands, 31 whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the LORD’s, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering.”

32 Then Jephthah went over to fight the Ammonites, and the LORD gave them into his hands. 33 He devastated twenty towns from Aroer to the vicinity of Minnith, as far as Abel Keramim. Thus Israel subdued Ammon.

You see: this is the Spirit of the Lord talking:

When Jephthah returned to his home in Mizpah, who should come out to meet him but his daughter, dancing to the sound of timbrels! She was an only child. Except for her he had neither son nor daughter. 35 When he saw her, he tore his clothes and cried, “Oh no, my daughter! You have brought me down and I am devastated. I have made a vow to the LORD that I cannot break.”

36 “My father,” she replied, “you have given your word to the LORD. Do to me just as you promised, now that the LORD has avenged you of your enemies, the Ammonites. 37 But grant me this one request,” she said. “Give me two months to roam the hills and weep with my friends, because I will never marry.”

38 “You may go,” he said. And he let her go for two months. She and her friends went into the hills and wept because she would never marry. 39 After the two months, she returned to her father, and he did to her as he had vowed. And she was a virgin.

Isn’t that fatherly love touching? Now THESE are Biblical values, and I don’t see these coming from Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

Rick Perry: Prayer Warrior Fights Satanic Science!

Published December 11, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

Ok, we’ve discussed some GOP hopefuls. The next one is Rick Perry.
Now Mr. Perry has some weaknesses. For example, he sometimes appears to be full of “spirits” rather than full of “the spirit”

And, astonishingly, he is for allowing Mexicans to go to college:

But Mr. Perry has some strengths too. For one, he is not ashamed to loudly and proudly proclaim our Christian Heritage:

(I do wish that he would have chose another jacket though)

But most importantly, Mr. Perry is a potential stalwart against the thing that is the biggest threat to faith: evil, sinister, Satanic science!

Even the hard core evolutionists admit that science and faith are at odds (note: this evil scientist (and author of this evil book! Don’t read it!).

He also goes on to say that religion tends to reduce “science literacy” by showing a correlation between religiosity and ignorance of science facts rejection of false science; I wonder if this instead shows how Satanic science has a corrosive effect on religious faith.

Anyway, Mr. Perry stands tall in fighting science:

But how do we know that Science is false?

The Bible, you ninny!

Here is but one example: scientists tell us that “genes” determine most of our characteristics (appearance, digestive and nervous systems, etc.). What a joke! The Bible tells us what determines how we turn out: it is what our parents are looking at when they engage in, ahem, marital relations:
(Genesis 30: 27:43)

But Laban said to him, “If I have found favor in your eyes, please stay. I have learned by divination that the LORD has blessed me because of you.” 28 He added, “Name your wages, and I will pay them.”

29 Jacob said to him, “You know how I have worked for you and how your livestock has fared under my care. 30 The little you had before I came has increased greatly, and the LORD has blessed you wherever I have been. But now, when may I do something for my own household?”

31 “What shall I give you?” he asked.

“Don’t give me anything,” Jacob replied. “But if you will do this one thing for me, I will go on tending your flocks and watching over them: 32 Let me go through all your flocks today and remove from them every speckled or spotted sheep, every dark-colored lamb and every spotted or speckled goat. They will be my wages. 33 And my honesty will testify for me in the future, whenever you check on the wages you have paid me. Any goat in my possession that is not speckled or spotted, or any lamb that is not dark-colored, will be considered stolen.”

34 “Agreed,” said Laban. “Let it be as you have said.” 35 That same day he removed all the male goats that were streaked or spotted, and all the speckled or spotted female goats (all that had white on them) and all the dark-colored lambs, and he placed them in the care of his sons. 36 Then he put a three-day journey between himself and Jacob, while Jacob continued to tend the rest of Laban’s flocks.

37 Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. 38 Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, 39 they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted. 40 Jacob set apart the young of the flock by themselves, but made the rest face the streaked and dark-colored animals that belonged to Laban. Thus he made separate flocks for himself and did not put them with Laban’s animals. 41 Whenever the stronger females were in heat, Jacob would place the branches in the troughs in front of the animals so they would mate near the branches, 42 but if the animals were weak, he would not place them there. So the weak animals went to Laban and the strong ones to Jacob. 43 In this way the man grew exceedingly prosperous and came to own large flocks, and female and male servants, and camels and donkeys.

You might wonder how science has indirectly lead to results like this one (clocks and GPS systems) but that is a Satanic trap designed to snare our souls.

Satan is tricky to the point of even creating the illusion that this whole universe wasn’t designed just for us!

But there are those who fight back; one of those is Ed Current who rebuts evolution

And instead conclusively argues for divine design:

What Belief Looks Like…..

Published December 6, 2011 by republicanfaithchat

I’ve had it with all of this belief.net tolerance nonsense. Really; who is their right mind would put up a ridiculous bumper-sticker like this:

Seriously, I resent that our lily-livered politicians don’t ban such nonsense!

Here is an example of a proper Christian attitude:

Ok, ok, this woman is obese and has missing teeth (how in the heck does she eat enough to stay so fat without teeth?). Yes, her house is beyond tacky and the furniture is dreadfully cheap; there is no way in Hades that even Barack HUSSEIN Obama would raise her taxes.

But you can bet that she won’t be fooled into voting for that Kenyan Atheist-Muslim!!!

Yes, we might chuckle at her lack of sophistication and her common diction (ok, she is as dumb as a rock).

But unlike some Oprah Christians, she knows her Bible:

Exodus 22:18

18 “Do not allow a sorceress to live.

Isaiah 47:12-14

12 “Keep on, then, with your magic spells
and with your many sorceries,
which you have labored at since childhood.
Perhaps you will succeed,
perhaps you will cause terror.
13 All the counsel you have received has only worn you out!
Let your astrologers come forward,
those stargazers who make predictions month by month,
let them save you from what is coming upon you.
14 Surely they are like stubble;
the fire will burn them up.
They cannot even save themselves
from the power of the flame.

It is clear then: astrology and sorcery are evil! Why is that hard to understand?

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