Why We Should Elect Willard Mitt Romney

Look at the potential:

Is THAT the kind of government we need or what???? Sell off those underperforming assets! Pink slip ALL of the laggards! Oh yeah!!!

Why Mittens is Still better than Obama…for now

Yes, the stock market did go up under President Barack HUSSEIN Obama:

It dipped to its low under President George W. Bush.

But as tempting as it would be to rest on laurels, remember Willard “Mitt the Mormon” Romney’s attitude:

He knows enough to keep his distance from the hourly wage riff-raff.

What Exactly is Wrong With This?

A cultist, a triple chinned serial adulterer, a neo-confederate, a crazy Papist and a Lush walk into a bar…

Oh wait…that is tonight’s Republican debate. I’ll live blog it right here!

First Question: Newt, why did you attack Mitt so savagely?
Answer: he attacked me first, and I did better with jobs than he did.

To Newt: why are you acting like Barack Obama (by asking socialist questions)?
Answer: if Obama can ask questions, so can I. Obama will ask those questions.

To Newt: why did you be mean to Mittens for his corporate raiding?
Answer: it is good politics.

Mitt answers: I got very rich and did great in business and you can see my great records…and I lead the Olympics in Salt Lake City!!!!! I was a great governor (even if I governed as a Democrat)

To the Lush (aka Rick Perry): you jumped all over Mitt for doing stuff that you would make legal.
Rick: I was a great governor and created millions of jobs…and I visited a steel mill that Mittens closed up and I let people see my tax return!!! How about YOU Mitt????

By the way, we can’t fire our nominee (RFC: why not?)
Oh yeah, regulations suck but Mitt sucks too.

To Mitt: I need more time to get the mud off of me. Mitt: Yeah the steel mill sucked due to foreign steel. See, the Chinese cheat, and that mill was old anyway; we have a shiny new one! Oh yeah, Obama sucks.

To Mitt: American Patent Papers: they went bankrupt but your company made a ton of money. Mitt: Oh yeah, unions suck; we consolidated plants and offered those union lazies jobs at the non-union job. I did great at Staples! I am rich so you should trust me and Obama doesn’t have a jobs plan yet!!! (huh)

To Ron Paul: the Democrat (Jon Huntsman) said that you were too mean. Paul: no, I was just telling the truth and the rest of these people are socialists.

To Santorum: answer. Santorum: the liberals and commies lie about me and Ron Paul quoted them; he is quoting MoveOn.org. I missed a thing or two. Oh yeah, I was a Senator and to had to vote according to my state.

To Santorum: why are you mean to Mitt? Answer: I wasn’t mean until Romney got mean.
To Mitt: answer the question: should convicted felons have the right to vote.
Mitt: I’ll answer the way I want to but the Super Pacs ran that ad and…and remember that blacks are felons and are interested in this.

Mitt: says that people who committed violent crimes shouldn’t be able to vote ever again.
Santorum: Hey Mitt, you let those on parole vote…neener neener.
Mitt: hey I didn’t control that SuperPac run that ad and hey, I had Democrats running my legislature.

Santorum: Mitt, you should have denounced that SuperPac.

Rick: the insiders are having the discussion, let the STATES decide.

Mitt: I agree with the lush…er Rick.

Round One: Santorum 10, Mittens 8, Gingrich 8, Perry 8, Paul 9.

Round Two
Hey Mitt: the Democrat (Huntsman) endorsed you even though he called you a big time flip-flopper with no core values.

Mitt’s answer: Massachusetts was liberal but it went too far when they had embryonic research. Obama is making us like a European welfare state!!!!! I believe in Apple Pie and the American way with a kick-butt MILITARY.

Hey Rick “the lush” : what about these ID laws that the US court stuck down. This is MLK day; so you are saying that State’s Right’s are always supreme even when they do stuff like enforce non-segregation?

Rick’s answer: the federal government sucks (NRLB, immigration, etc.) The EPA and the Justice department sucks. Obama hates organized religion! Those mean old feds won’t give churches money!!!! Christians are persecuted victims!!!!!!

Hey Santorum: should we extend slacker (unemployment) benefits?
Santorum’s answer: 99 weeks is too long; so if we cut them off they’ll find a job easier…let the states do it all. Federal programs sucks. Make unemployment like welfare. Make ‘em work, dammit!

Hey Newt: what about the 99′ers? What should the maximum length be?
Newt’s answer: all unemployment compensation should be related to training. WE REPUBLICANS think that WORK is GOOD but that BLACK Barack “foodstamp” Obama (did you remember that he is black) encourages laziness.

To Mitt: how do we recover?
Mitt’s answer: cut taxes on the rich and deregulate business and drill for more oil and build more nukes. President O has opened no new markets while the emerging economies have.

To Ron Paul: you want to reduce the military. South Carolina has lots of military bases and you want to cut US bases.
Paul’s answer: I want the troops on the USA on the home bases and not over seas. I get lots of money from active duty military.
To Paul: but you want to freeze defense spending at 2006 levels.
Paul: defense spending isn’t the same as military spending. I’d be like Ike!

To the candidates: highest tax bracket.
Perry: 10 percent flat
Romney: 25
Santorum: 28
Gingrich: 15 percent
Paul: 0 percent for everyone (economics crankery)

To Mitt: why won’t you release your tax records.
Mitt answers: I will “most likely” do it in April ….”most likely”

To Mitt: your dad was born in Mexico. You still oppose the DREAM act and Mexicans like that. Why?
Mitt’s answer: Mexicans know that Obama sucks. I don’t like illegals (wink, nod).

To Santorum: Obama is ignoring the blacks, don’t you think?
Santorum’s answer: A liberal think tank says that if you work, graduate high school and don’t get knocked up (and knock up someone else). But that mean Obama government wants the charity organizations to follow federal laws if they want federal money.

To Paul: South Carolina imprisons lots of blacks for drugs.
Paul’s answer: minorities ARE punished disproportionally and often for victimless crimes. These drug laws suck. We can’t do much about the discrimination but we should get rid of drug laws.
Note: MLK hated Vietnam and I would have too.

To Gingrich: when I said that black kids ought to be janitors in schools and that blacks don’t know how to work.
Gingrich: I am glad that I said what I did. Unions suck; you could hire thirty kids for the price of one union janitor. Those union people suck.

To Gingrich: but you said that blacks don’t have work ethic.
Gingrich: Obama puts lots of people on food stamps. He really is a food stamp president and if you object to that you are just PC.
Loud cheers from the audience.

Round Two Score card:

10 for Gingrich, 8 for Paul, 9 for everyone else.

Total for the debate:

Total; Santorum 19, Newt 18, Perry 17, Mittens 17, Paul 17.

Round 3:
To Paul: did you say that international law forbade us going after Bin Laden.

Answer: I was ok with going after Bin Laden but we shouldn’t be doing nation building. But we waited 10 years so why couldn’t we have done it with other channels. We should respect other nation’s sovereignty.

Why can’t we capturing people and trying them?
(Boos)

Gingrich: would you kill a Taliban rag head if you knew where he was even if he angered other rag heads?

Gingrich’s answer: Paul’s analogy was dumb (Chinese dissident). Kill them all!!!!

Paul: what did Gingrich say: we do lots of bad things to other countries, don’t do to them what we don’t want to do to us?

Catcalls from the rednecks in the audience.

To Romney: should we negotiate with the Taliban?
Romeny: kill them all! Obama sucks because he announced the withdraw date; WE ARE UNDER ATTACK and we should kill them all!!! Our military needs to be so strong that no one dare attack us!!!

To Mittens: the VP says that we might have to negotiate.
Mittens: we are weak pussies and I’d make us like Rambo.

Santorum: what about Syria?
Santorum: Obama sucks with his Syria policy by trying to talk to them. Obama hates Israel. We need Assad out of there. But we shouldn’t invade them. But we should do something…

To Perry: what about Turkey: the PM likes Hamas, hates Israel and Cyprus. Should they stay in NATO.
Perry’s answer: Go to zero with foreign aid and ask them to justify aid. Obama loves our enemies and hates our allies. Israel and the US ought to be tight.

To Perry: what were you thinking when Paul was talking.

Perry: he should get gonged. I served in the military but Obama hates the military and shouldn’t have urinated on the corpses. (Loud shouts from the hillbillies) But they do worse things. This President HATES the military. He hates the military because he wants to end the wars.

To Paul: what do you say?
Paul: I served in the military too. Remember the Taliban used to be our allies. The Taliban really want us out. It is Al Qeada that hates us, but you are too dumb to distinguish the two.

To Mittens: would you have signed the national defense act?
Mittens: yes. Obama can be trusted here (boos) But Obama still sucks and I’ll be Rambo.

To Santorum: would you have signed the law?
Santorum: Habeus Corpus should apply to US citizens. I’ll maintain that and not answer the question.

To Paul: what say you?
Paul: we can start pre-emptive war, can detain American citizens, the Patriot Act sucks, etc. Let our judicial system work as we have jailed terrorists.

To Perry: what about housing?
Perry: flat tax will help with this. Regulations suck. I was a great governor of a large state. Our housing market is great and growing because I am such a great governor. Balanced budget amendment, etc. Make Congress a part time body, etc.

To Perry: answer my question.
Perry: we don’t need no stinking Freddie and Fannie.

To Mittens: you said that you were surprised that the press didn’t press for specifics for social security and medicare.
Mittens: if you are 55 year old, nothing changes: for the nest generation: lower the inflation growth for high income recipients, means test, premium support program (private option), raise retirement age, get rid of Obamacare.

To Gingrich: what about your social security program?
Gingrich: you can do private investments (voluntary) PSA: can be private. If it falls below social security return rate, we’ll make up the difference. This works great in Chile and will work great here, so says a Harvard guy who worked for Regan.

To Santorum: you want to subsidize some industries with specific tax breaks, why?
Santorum: this isn’t socialist because I proposed it.
Note: Newt and Mitt’s plans are irresponsible. They will increase debts. Don’t do it now. Mitt is milquetoast.

Newt responds: we pay for our plan by cutting the fed’s plans for Blacks and Mexicans. And I balanced the budget (when Clinton was President).

Santorum: you are wrong.
Newt: I have a Harvard man that says I am right and Clinton balanced the budget.

Mittens: Rick is right (Rick Santorum). I was a great governor and I made millions in business.

This round: 8 for Paul, 9 for everyone else.

Total; Santorum 28, Newt 27, Perry 26, Mittens 26, Paul 25.

Round 4
To Mitt: you signed gun laws. why?
Mitt’s answer: because we weren’t ignorant hicks; we could compromise. But Obama sucks. No new gun laws.

To Mitt: have you hunted since 2007?
Mitt’s answer: elk and pheasants But not often. Rick Perry is more macho than I here.

To Rick Santorum: when Bill Clinton was president, you voted for a gun law. Why?
Santorum: we passed an easier law (compromise) and the NRA liked me. Paul sucks. We saved the gun industry with a gun liability limitation bill and he voted against it.

To Paul: what say you?
Paul: get real. It should be a state issue. You don’t have national state tort laws.

Santorum: Paul, we need federal protection .
Paul: tort law is a state function, period.

To Gingrich: super PACS have attacked you for supporting China’s one child bill. What say you?
Gingrich: they lie…if Romeny can’t control his super PAC, how can he run the country? Why doesn’t he denounce the ad?

To Mitten: what say you?
Mittens: I don’t approve the super PACs but I can’t tell them not to run them. Besides, your super Pac ad sucks more (Big Foot caliber hoax).

Newt: ok Mitt, is that a false ad?
Mitt: I’d like to get rid of super pacs?

Mittens: would you like to get rid of superpacs?
Mittens: yes, get rid of McCain-Feingold.

To Perry: more walls? Illegal immigration is down so why the new wall?

Perry: crossings are down because our economy sucks because Obama sucks. Americans LOVE border fences, thousands of troops, drones, fences, security…price is no issue!!!

To Gingrich: what about No Child Left Behind: failure or success?
Gingrich: yes, it sucks. Shrink the department of education, local control, let parents, teachers and students get back to learning.

Final round: 9 apiece.
My score:

Total; Total; Santorum 37, Newt 36, Perry 35, Mittens 35, Paul 34.

The “Newtron” Bomb dropped by Gingrich….I don’t get it

I don’t get it: why is this ad being run in a REPUBLICAN campaign? I don’t see the problem here. Since when does a Republican care what a bunch of toothless poor old people think?

“Killing jobs for big financial rewards…”…what exactly is wrong with that????

Another Reason We are Backing the Cultist

Yes, Mr. Willard “Mitt” Romney is a magic underwear wearing cultist and is therefore bound for the flames of hell.

But he gets one thing exactly right:

He knows who should be in charge of this country and that everyone else should learn to like it!

We are headed toward reviving a glorious old age!

Wall Street Journal: What The F***???

Have things gotten so socialistic that the Wall Street Journal is now proposing a tax on wealth?

Oh dear.

Very Tight In Iowa…so far

This is via CNN; we are determining who will unseat Barack HUSSEIN Obama: a magic underwear wearing cultist, a Papist who is available because he lost his reelection bid for the Senate, and a crazy Neo-Confederate.

13 percent of the vote is in…and it is tighter than Kim Kardashian’s spandex.

Update: 25-25-21: Santorum, Romney and Paul in that order with the Papist holding about a 50 vote lead. 88 percent of the vote is in.

Who are we going to endorse? This is tough; the Lord wants Rich Republicans to remain Rich and Mr. Romney is far and away the best choice for that. But can we, in good conscience, vote for a flip-flopping hell-bound cultist????

Oh, what is the Christian Republican thing to do?

Who says social mobility is dead?

Ok, Mitt Romney is a hell-bound magic underwear wearing cultist who believes some rather strange things:

But, even with that, it is clear that he truly understands the 1 percent:

And see the young man holding the chair? Well, some day, if he works very hard, he can graduate to “door opener”. That is how things should work!!!!

Then, if you work hard…ok, you’ll end up with no health insurance (socialist anyway) and not much money…but you would go to your grave with the satisfaction that you shined other people’s shoes and….get a letter from the Mayor of a small, inconsequential Midwestern rust belt city!

This month marks a significant milestone in Peoria. It was December 6th, 65 years ago, that a young man from a proud, yet humble family who had immigrated to Peoria from Greece started what would become a Peoria legend. At age 15, he made a commitment to “occupy Peoria” the old-fashioned way—the American way. It was (and still is, in my book) characterized by hard work, long hours, modest compensation and superior personal service. This traditional approach to creating capital was served up with a generous dose of kindness, charity and sincere concern for people and their community.

It will be of no surprise to iBi readers that I’m talking about George Manias, who has been “occupying” downtown Peoria since 1946. His business, of course, is shining shoes and cleaning hats, and over the years, his name and reputation became synonymous with Peoria.

He started with a one-seat shoeshine stand in a small barber shop next to the old Rialto Theater on Jefferson Street. George charged a whopping 25 cents per shine in those early days. After moving to three other locations over the years, he settled in the South Side Bank building at the corner of Main and Adams 20 years ago. The record shows he didn’t protest, carry signs or insult authority. He achieved success and occupied Peoria by saving and investing 25 cents at a time.

George has provided his unique, “hands-on” business to the great and famous, as well as to regular folks like most of us. Who else in Peoria can say that they personally “touched” the lives of presidents, vice presidents, congressmen, senators, cabinet secretaries and the CEOs of the world’s largest earthmoving machinery company? But even more impressive is that George has day in and day out, rain or shine, good economic times and bad, opened his shop to thousands of working men—and women—who wanted that special look on their shoes as they went about their business.

Really: who needs benefits and healthcare when they have earned the right to shine our shoes!

An Idea Whose Time Has Come: close down public highway rest areas!

Or…at least reform them.

Yes, I admit that my feelings were hurt. I wanted to travel, and yet, thanks to President Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s outrageous tax rates, I was unable to use the corporate jet. No, I am not in the 1 percent yet (Obama’s fault) but I am closing in.

But alas, didn’t want to be fondled by the TSA so I drove. And when the call of nature came, there were the dreaded public rest stops.

Come on…who wants to see this?

This is just not right; yet these public rest areas are completely free, even to the riff-raff at the bottom of the tax brackets.

These rest areas ought to be privatized; perhaps companies could sell more exclusive memberships.
Or, at least, rest stops should offer economy (for the cursed who are lucky enough to not pay much in taxes), business class and first class sections. I say that those of us who contribute the most to society in taxes should be issued a special card that gives us the extras that we are entitled to!